Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Jemputree @ Chow Thye Road

1. In a nutshell it is basically mediocre hotel coffeehouse fare in a jungle cum busy roadside surrounded by a longkang all around

2. First warning sign that something is not right is the word Temasik Fried Rice and Singapore Fried Beehoon in the menu

3. Setting romantic but your romance will be broken by mosquito swatting.If you complain to the staff they will give you mosquito coil so both of you walk out smelling of Eau de Fumakilla

4. There are plenty of cats here to divert your attention from being treated as blood buffet

5. They cannot cook nasi lemak.It tastes as BAD as one Malay cafe in KLIA near the post office.Their tomyam tastes like a cross between Kedah laksa,warm assam boi juice and kana sauce.

4. When you walk up to the cashier you will see Helen Ong's recommendation to dine here.OMG!Deja vu....

5. Only thing nice to me is the drinks.At RM$2.50 for a glass of teh tarik it had better be!