Banana Cake Bitch & Mangkuk Maid @ Tesco,Tanjong Pinang

Let's just hope,you will never meet this duo.
Cos if you do,be prepared to elbow them.
Yes,even though the old one looks like a nice, retired government servant.
They're rude,obnoxious,siausui beings who should be kicked out of Penang.

What am I talking about eh?

You see,I witnessed this scene just now at Tesco,Tanjong Pinang.
Several women shamefully fighting over a $1 banana cake.

At night,the bread section draws human vultures who circle the area patiently,eagerly waiting for staff to stick on markdown stickers.
Whole packets of buns can be bought for as low as 82 cents.Pound cakes for $1.22.

Most of those waiting,are very civil and never fight over a bag, that someone else has touched or laid their hands on.
Ranging from white collar workers to labourers and retirees everyone takes only what they need.

Not this Banana Cake Chinese Mafia Bitch and her Mangkuk Tandas Indon Gangster Maid.
Earlier on,she had taken the whole pile of potato breads and piled them all in her trolley confident that they would be marked down.But that didn't happen, according to some earlier 'victims'of hers.
Eye witnesses say,she took enmass,wholesale everything off the counter top and pushed her trolley off to the shampoo section.When the boy didn't cooperate by putting the price tags on, she  'kindly' offloaded whatever had a yellow sticker onto another trolley and shoved the original trolley filled with no discount potato breads aside.

Frustrated but undettered she started to hound the guy holding the price tags.
The instant the price tag was applied onto the first cake,her eyes widened as if she had reached multiple orgasms and she quickly  reached out for the first packet.
Everyone around soon followed suit and were actually holding onto parts of the 4 remaining ones,when out of the blue,she growled like a Rottweiler on hot coals.
The maid grabbed every packet out of everyone's grasp,pushed them away,had them quickly loaded onto her trolley and guarded it like a King Cobra.
"THIS IS ALL MINE.HOW DARE YOU ALL TAKE IT.
NO.NO.NO.I ALREADY BOOKED THEM JUST NOW"
 HISSED THE BANANA CAKE SERPENT

Everything in the bin,(the cheapest most worth it buy of course)she has laid her eyes on belongs to her.She has to let it remain on the counter for the man to price tag it.
You are not allowed to even take one bag.
Understand?

Tesco's mistake was,reducing the price of the largest banana bread to $1.Most Penangites will be suspicious,not them cos they're probably not eating it even.
But she wanted them all even though she didn't put them in her trolley and was waiting to see how much it would cost.
She acted like a woman possessed and screamed and shooed all who dared touch the banana cakes she had supposedly booked.
Can't be a Penangite if you ask me.



 Wanted :Banana Cake Bitch
(orange stripped shirt
bag strapped across body)
Age : 60s*
Car make : Gold coloured Toyota Vios
(older version) with 3 digit Penang plate
Crime : Kek Pisang hoarder
Celebrity Appearance : Markdown time at
Tesco Tg Pinang (after 9pm)
Description :doesn't wear specs at discount section,
wears spectacles at the cashier counter,
fair skinned,bob haircut

If you brush her aside,she has an alsatian assistant on standby.
It came in the form of her mangkuk Indon maid.
She fully understands how important it is to save her ma'am's reputation.
She will take you on,even if it means getting physical.



Wanted :Mangkuk Indon Maid
(pink shirt,flowery shorts)

Age : 30s
Offence: Serial Alsatian accomplice of
 Banana Cake Bitch
Sidekick appearance : same as above
Description : Hair in a bun,
smiles before striking
wears slippers,dark skinned

* In case you're wondering how come these two Siao Char Bors are photographed apart (taken secretly of course by yours truly)it's because she has another strategy when it comes to paying at the cashier counter.Both line up on 2 different lines so they can get the shortest line first.


Apparently,these two lesbie psycho bitches do this to every customer who dares cross their path at the markdown section,every weekend night around 10pm at Tesco Tanjong Pinang.

The staff didn't know why she suddenly appeared on a Monday.
They truly believe that this old auntie has gone cuckoo.
Off the rockers.Tanjong Rambutan expatriate.

Someone remarked snidely that she could be a reseller,hawking off expired products to unsuspecting customers or worse still markets and schools.

Cos.you tell me,why on earth would she want 5 whole large loafs of banana cake to herself?

Not liking that prospect one bit,I hope someone who knows her can 'tip' off her customers (if the rumour is really true that she hawks expired products)

Thus,if you're really,really bored,do make a note and don't forget to make time for weekend entertainment watching this chimera boozo in the flesh, wrestle banana cakes and potato breads off other unsuspecting boozos between 9-11pm.

Such a jaw dropping experience is worth the stalking I tell you


* lastly if you're wondering why I followed them,well,I am such a big busybody,couldn't help myself,and besides,there wasn't anything exciting on the telly and this was so much more exciting

Bastard of a Murderer @ Taman Saga,Kedah

Now why did this post related to Kedah find its way here?

Seems this retrenched bastard who goes by the name Wong Chiew Ying  and his fortune teller ex wife Ung Siew Lin, were involved in a tussle over a jointly owned apartment they shared in Penang.

Wong,a back hoe driver,with a fondness for gambling,drinking and womanising,never stopped terrorising her until this final episode.

Of course gamblers never blame anyone but themselves,and he too was no different.Paranoid shitface even suspected that his wife,not one of his Sawadeekap prostitutes,had used black magic on him.

This is really sad,many years ago there was another nut case.He didn't know what love was until he met this woman.But because his head was filled with nothing but thoughts of her,he assumed she used black magic on him and stabbed her to death after a round of sex in a hotel in Georgetown.

Todays incident is a calamity.
Of her 4 girls,two suffered from broken arms (protecting their mother I suppose) with one destined to be crippled.

This asshole preplanned the murder.His plan was to have them all die together in an inferno.
Had even bragged to his drinking buddies to watch out for tomorrows papers.

He not only torched cars,he also switched on the gas stoves intending for it to explode and taking everyone with him on his journey to hell with him.

Although I do not know him personally,but I do know quite a number of Malaysian males who have the potential to go or CAN get this mental.
The worst part is that,any emergency call to the police with regards to violent family men, is treated 'cautiously'.
OUR MEN ALWAYS PROTECT THE DIGNITY OF OTHER MEN.
IT IS ALWAYS "A FAMILY MATTER YOU CAN RESOLVE"
The force will ensure callers, that their men will never harm their family members.Always firmly place their trust behind them.

Ladies,I cannot tell you anything else except to be cruel and never think twice about kicking them in the groin,or employing a chilli spray,when things get out of control.
Never be afraid to lay down in no uncertain terms to your abusive husbands/fathers/male relatives that you WILL take your case to the police as you have them on speed dial.
Update : other helpful tips :
and store the number of the nearest volunteer fire department or Rela,cos these are probably going to be the only people we can count on.In times of distress,the only gallant males left on the island will be Rela volunteers,volunteer firemen,towtruck operators.The rest will be too wimpish and scared to respond and rescue.Preferring to whip out their mobiles to record the moment or the gather clues for them to buy 4D.

When confronted with a parang,most of us will be too fearful to respond.
We run.
For drunken predators such as this pathetic scumbag,it gives them a momentary feeling of empowerment over us women.
If you cannot outrun the shithole,or he has gotten a hold on the younger ones,the only way to get him,is to scream back at him at the top of your lungs like a demon possessed,turn around and attack back for all that you are worth.
If you have to cut him,do it.
I know it is against everything in our culture that we have been brought up to do.
But being an aggressive woman can turn things around.
Shielding the kids and sacrificing yourself or allowing the perpetrator to do as his wishes will send the wrong message to the next generation that it is alright to take such an abuse.
Keep a spray hidden.Remember where it is.
Yes it's hard to deal with shitty abusive Malaysian men,but it CAN be done.
YOU are the first step.
Don't let yourself or someone you love be a victim.
Teach your daughters to fight back.
Please

The Gory pictures below are taken from Kwongwah.com.my and Utusan.com.my

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Man Runs Amok Kills Ex-Wife (The Star)

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/2/17/nation/20120217094738&sec=

MPPP raid @ Lorong Selamat CKT, Heng Huat Cafe

Bad publicity is still good publicity.
Thus here we are back to square one again ,faced with another neverending drama involving the infamous CKT red capped,numb skull,foul mouthed aunty.

So what happened this time?
Geez,one would think that the media would know that we the general public are really getting tired with the unneccessary coverage given to her but they seem to love waiting with abated breath,for the moment where she blows her top,and spews venom to put some uumph into our morning fodder.

Nothing very exciting happens in Penang.
That's why we rely on both her and Mohd Ghani to spice things up a notch.

We yawned when the ugly Zang Toi snuck to the PCK Rosie lookalike Amee Philips showroom.Shuddered that he took delight in being surrounded by a blingload of old Ah Lian datins,blind towards their failed attempt at Datuk Keramat road tailored yucks-legance.

We wait for easily riled personalities like these to put a smile on our face.
So we can clap our hands in glee like a bunch of vultures awaiting their downfall.
Sadistic are we to want to see people fail.

How many rude Penangites does one come across every single day.
How many are jerks have deeper developed toxic vocabulary?

If she's talking cock.Just let her be.
After all,she's on her feet the whole day,under putrid,oily and hot conditions not many humans can put up with.
Plus she kindly allows other hawkers to hawk their dishes at her place.

So she overcharged and bought herself a nice little shop.
The extra stall,they're kicking a fuss over,is meant for her helper,so that person may seperately fry condiments like prawns without interrupting her...er...creative process.
I mean,it's not that I agree with what she's doing,but if they say she's causing an obstruction it's because people from everywhere YES EVEN PENANGITES COME HERE,pouring in non stop solely to eat HER CKT.Only they very paiseh and embarassed to tell you that they do pay homage to the dowager incarnate.

Why try to lure unwilling ponies away from her stable?In her case,the grass will never be greener on the other side.
They love her warts and all,no matter what people say.
No matter how badly you potray her.
They wanna see the legend for themselves.They wanna laugh at her and take pictures.
They want to brag to their friends that they were brave enough to come here and risk a scolding from her.And take more pictures.
They wanna dissect the dish and find out for themselves what how an eccentric lady like that can get Penangites panties up in a bunch.
They might even tease her for a reaction,pretend to be scared,giggle and chuckle at her attitude.
Convincing them otherwise would make you look like an unforgiving donkey who lives only for retribution.

Haven't you figured it out already?
They can't seem to get enough of her icy cold look combined with fiery rapid TNT mouth bomb.
Va va voom,she's made Lorong Selamat her brandname.

So,she's throwing rubbish into the drains,washing dishes by the roadside in a disgusting plastic pail....tell me what else is new?
One can count with their fingers and toes which hawkers on the island are not guilty of these crimes.

We face hygiene issues everyday whenever we choose to eat hawker food

Every busy body seems to want to teach her a lesson.But they forget that currently,she's the Chai Shen,that helps many hawkers here.
Especially when those with a vendetta want to snub her in the face,by walking past her stall,sneering at her and proceeding next door for ckt.So foolish,she really,really doesn't mind .She's got so much on her hands already she can't even cope.

Get a life.

Report below Taken from Buletin Mutiara facebook

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The Penang Municipal Council (MPPP) Public Health Standing Committee alternate chairman Ong Ah Teong has led a team of enforcement officers to check on the hygiene of the hawker stalls along the famous Lorong Selamat.

The MPPP has also received several complaints from the public regarding hygiene and traffic obstruction. One char koay teow stall is found to have set up another stall on the busy Lorong Selamat. This additional stall does not have a licence. They are also found to dispose dish washing water into the drain, which is also an offence.

The char koay teow stall owner was issued four summonses for various offences totalling RM630 and given a week to stop operation of the additional stall located on the road or risk getting the stall confiscated.

MPPP also issued another seven summonses to 3 other shops in the operation.

Media members overheard the lady owner of the char koay teow raising her voice at MPPP enforcement officers when they were carrying out their tasks. She said, "I have been selling here for fourty years and no one has ever disturbed me before!"

Public can call MPPP 24-hours Hotline at 04-2637000 if they have complaints on dirty food outlets. Another multi-language complaint hotline is 04-2637637

Xmas Wishlist charity drive @ Parkson,Gurney Plaza

Update :

Even MPH bookstores has jumped on the bandwagon by hanging up the names of kids from St Josephs Home.What makes it even worse here is that it is a nationwide exercise with receipients that are from corresponding localities.

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There are a few things that are way so wrong with this.

1. First of all,the list of names of the children are publically displayed at the perfume section near the escalators on the ground floor.What's wrong with that? Well,those on the list are kids who are under the auspices of the CHILDREN'S PROTECTION SOCIETY.Kids who have been abused or neglected.Do you think they would want the whole world to know that their names are up there?It makes you angry,that the children are exploited both by Parkson as well as CPS in the name of charity.This is so not noble of them even though by doing so it might reach more people.Would be far better if they had been assigned anonymous single names.INSENSITIVE !
2. You feel very sad because all the 8 to 14 year olds are asking for,are simple things like a pair of black jeans,one pair of sandals.The most fanciful is a Barbie doll,then a Ben 10 watch and smurf  t-shirt combo.Two other girls need sports shoes for sports events. There's a boy who's asking for a sketch book with art stationery.And a girl who just wants a dress.
   Yet when you check the "Wish Granted" column,ONLY THREE WISHES HAVE BEEN GRANTED.
3. It hits you hard that Penangites who pride themselves on being so charitable,only believe in donating second hand used goods which they themselves have tired off instead of buy something nice and new for the children,when they so easily contribute to Switch's coffers without batting an eyelid.
4. The next problem is the problem of trust.Certainly does not help matters,as it is an open secret that the staff in the Customer Service section of Parkson in Penang are DISHONEST.The chinese lady acts dumb,the gay guy always tries his best to evade customer queries,the indian girl blur and quiet.the malay girls abbrasive,bad tempered,chattering and blaming the dumb chinese lady when possible cos she too probably is smart but plays old bimbo.Everyone prefers playing politics than attending to the customers.It's such a mess.ALL OF THE CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICERS IN PARKSON GURNEY PLAZA SHOULD BE SACKED.Tesco Tg Pinang,Carrefour Prai,Sunshine Farlim,Sunshine Times Square,Giant Prangin Mall...are not spared of scumbag staff like these.These crap frontliners are notoriously reknowned for being unscrupulous,blur,uncaring or might even pocket things for themselves.
5. Upon further digging,I found out that part of the problem surfaced because when times were good, some of these charitable organisations dictated and rejected donors according to their whims and fancies.The administrators would pick the events they wanted,not with the kids interest at heart.Thus today,they partly have themselves to blame when donors tighten their wallets or shun them without thinking of the impact on the little ones welfare.

If you can,please go and take a look at the list .
See if you have anything that you may want to give.
You are not compelled to purchase the items from Parkson.
Go upstairs to their Customer Service department .
Pass them the gift of your choice to the corresponding child .
You can buy it from somewhere else.It doesn't matter.
Tell them it is for the Christmas wishlist.
They will get it wrapped for the kids and pass it to them on your behalf HOPEFULLY.

Mohd Ghani - Cake Confectioner Extraordinaire @ Pulau Pinang

No guts no glory.Got Shit cake,got story.
How else would one describe the very 'affectionate" Mohd Ghani, the mamu pulau pinang,who outwardly looks so cute and cuddly as a teddy bear,what with his neatly kept nice,trim beard,but the instant someone really gets his gall,transforms into the Walrus of Lebuh Tek Soon,consumed by the sole objective of dunking someone's head in Komtar's toilet bowl even with 20 policemen restraining him?
If it were me,I'd rather choose the toilets at the hawker centre near Heng Ee roundabout,for that added yucks factor....or if that is too far,drag the ' like father like son ' brylcreemed hairdoness to scour the drains surrounding Chit Teow Lor .
And while he's at his bullying best,why not target Ng Wei Aik too? Well,perhaps he's not THAT stupid .After all it takes two madmen to cause an accident,I always believe.He must know its much easier to smear a muzzled lapdog than a schizophrenic Alsatian

Publicity mad,creative,failure,nothing to do,unrelentless madman,maniac,lunatic,crazy,mid life crisis,rebel with a stupid cause,nyanyuk,brave------public opinion is divided about him.
Like it or not,jam causing or not,many would stop to gawk,tourists would take pictures,tongues will wag and aunties giggle at the sight of him trying to huff and puff and blow Komtar down (that is if his lungs don't collapse or his heart gives up on him first....whoah that would be dramatic).
A classic case of David versus Goliath
Or Vade versus Banchang kuih.
More relevant,make it Tuan Toilet Duck versus Sir Jamban.

To think it all started when his customer base dwindled.From a trader who was ekking an everyday living to infamy.Maybe he can't take the increasing number of cars honking at him on the road.Or he's gone limp between the sheets.
Who knows...maybe Mr Frustrasi earns more $$,and fulfillment these days pulling off childish pranks like these.

Seeing that he adores the colour black,the number four,his fetish for shit and death related paraphernalia ,plus his affinity for being the Yelling Pavarotti of Prangin,I wish him all the best in all his feng shui unfriendly,bad luck accumulating endeavours,that makes Penang so much more interesting and arresting.
All the world may be his stage, but when his long winded encore, leaves traders afuming as business comes to a standstill,local audiences will grit their teeth,stuff in the earplugs and keep their pangsaichua crossed hoping someone will relegate him to life behind some bucket system.

Look MG,we don't like the way DAP is running and ruining Penang,neither do we enjoy seeing the Gaddafi like fat ugly female blogger bodyguard escorting the high ranking Nerd,like a nurse shark everywhere he goes,just as much as you,but we'd rather pool our resources to sponsor your one way ticket to ship you out to Timbuktu just as soon..
So we never have to face the traumatising sight of an uncle with nicely ironed shirts,screaming on nationwide telly and have our boring uneventful lives back again..

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Unsavoury Birthday Cakes For Guan Eng
(9th dec,2011)

GEORGE TOWN: Penang’s ‘king of protest’ Mohamed Ghani Abd Jiman is not leaving Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng in peace — not even on the latter’s birthday.
Mohamed Ghani, who has been described as the biggest thorn in Lim’s side, tried to hand over four sponge cakes in the shape of human excreta to Lim at Komtar on his 51st birthday yesterday.
He also brought along what was initially thought to be a cake in the shape of the number ‘4’ which was made of polystyrene and covered in black-coloured cream.
Only when he cut this cake was it revealed that it was polystyrene underneath the cream.
“This is to show that the Pakatan Rakyat state government looked nice on the outside but was fake on the inside,” said Mohamed Ghani who is Pertubuhan Suara Anak-Anak Malaysia chairman.
He said the number ‘4’ symbolised Pakatan entering into its fourth year of administration in Penang which he claimed would be its last year.
Mohamed Ghani, who was accompanied by four of his members, was however unable to deliver the cakes as Lim’s politicial secretary Zairil Khir Johari said Lim’s birthday was a personal matter.
“Neither Lim, who is on his way back from an official visit to Taiwan, nor any of the staff from the state government will be receiving any gifts from the public,” he said, adding that members of the public who wished to present gifts could do so by donating to any charitable cause.
The door on Level Three of Komtar which leads to the lifts going up to the state government’s offices was locked to prevent Mohamed Ghani and his entourage from entering.
Ten police officers, who were stationed at the lobby, ordered the group and reporters to disperse 25 minutes after they arrived at noon.
Mohamed Ghani left the four sponge cakes at the guard counter at the door before leaving.
He said the edible chocolate-flavoured cakes, costing RM78 in total, were meant to symbolise that Lim was “running the state like s....”
He said he would send Lim another present for Christmas later this month. He and members of several Malay non-governmental organisations had also given three black cakes to Lim as birthday present last December.

The Kitchen Musical @ Malaysian TV

After all the hype in the media,I finally succumbed to the temptation of being lured by very mouthwatering and tantalizing musical snippets shown daily over the idiot box.

I thought the show would be exciting,with lots of singing and dancing.
Rah rah rah.Hyper upbeat and so on.
Happy that it was to be a more posh,polished and "grown up" show,as how one reviewer put it.
Aimed the remote.Hoped to be entertained and inspired.
Really looked forward to this.

An annoying watch,it turned out to be,much like trying to swat a fly from landing on your steamed siakap.
This is worse than the worst 70s Malay drama,with such laboriously tedious acting,slower paced than a turtle digging the sand in Pantai Kerachut.
There's so much ego on the plate,that when the reality sinks so hard into your brain,as to what a really bad show this is,the resulting impact can cause the Mengkuang Dam to turn Penang island into the Asian Atlantis.
Fact is... while they can sing,the overall performance is still not completely free of grimacing emo moments.
And when they're not cavorting with melodies,the air is so mortuary still and columbarium silent,you breathe less,lest you end up breaking some of their fine china.

Stephen Rahman Hughes looks so fat and when he dance-lands on his feet,Putrajaya actually rattles.
Those in chambermaid aprons excell in shaking their tits like kawai macarenas.Irritating you with their brand of cheap dim witted 'humour' and over the top awfully tarty sexiness.
The HK supermodel frowns so much,you wanna give her a free voucher for botox.Makes you wonder if she's related to Ru Paul.

Watching the kitchen musical is like chewing curry Maggi Mee with balut embryo soup in a Marina Bay Sands restaurant.
Looks impressive but since it is supposed to be consumed at a tortorous pace,leaves a hard to swallow after taste and an upset tummy.Enough to give one heartburn.

Look,I'm not the only one who thinks this show is crap.
Bad enough that this musical is associated to a Penang kia,CheeK.
Oh....the cheeK of him.

Luckily for you,I have an accidental recipe below for you to follow.
It's called the Confit de Tempoyak,after this show.



Confit de Tempoyak

1. Put Lea Salonga's brother in an unbiodegradable mixing bowl to beat together the musical arrangements.
2. Select a half past six durian of the CheeK species as the binding agent
3. Allow to ferment together with a rojak cast of Pinoys,Mat salleh celups,perasan actors and F grade actresses
4. Roast those tiga suku ingredients in your tv at 180 degrees
5. Allow your temper to cool a bit after consumption

Read other opinions below.

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.....I was disappointed with the show.
Granted,I didn’t finish it and I barely made it through the performance of The Police’s Every Breath You Take and LaBelle’s Lady Marmalade. I felt that there was a lack of energy, of passion, that Glee had. Sure, I stopped following the series after the second season but I can vouch that there was passion going on - last I heard, Quinn even had a baby. In short, Kitchen’s singing was dead.
Even the resident diva (I’m assuming she was the one belting in Lady Marmalade) didn’t cut it. She didn’t have the star quality Lea Michelle as Rachel Berry had. Perhaps it was her obscene ambition but when she sang Cabaret’s Maybe This Time, Barbra Streisand’s Don’t Rain On My Parade, and Rihanna’s Take A Bow, you could feel the raw emotion and the undeniable greatness of her unique vocal range.
I’m sure The Kitchen Musical has a great plot. But if I’m going to follow a TV-musical, the musical performances better remind me of Kristen Chenowith, if not Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli.

Twend it indonesia
 RT @AisyhShrm: The Kitchen Musical is the most stupid show ever made. It's pointless.

The Suck Report on Twitter

HudMohaffri:
The Kitchen Musical sucks.
Saturday, October 22nd 8:10 PM

hyper_maxine:
The Kitchen Musical SUCKS ! I rather watch barbie !
Saturday, October 22nd 3:32 PM

ivonity:
The casting for The Kitchen Musical sucks ass. Whoever is their casting director didn't do his/her job well unless he/she wasn't paid.
Saturday, October 22nd 2:56 PM

Miri Community.net
damn stupid singaporeans prancing around like they are models
worst acting on tv

YouTube
heywatchme101 - shit show rather watch Gordon Ramsay rage on hells kitchen
now thats the REAL stuff
this show is a flop

DAP the Dimwit bigots,Archaic chauvinists,brainless Pigs @ Penang

The problem stemmed from a fire at Jalan Gurdwara,the hotspot where Nepalese and Bangla run minimarts are incessantly subjected to apartheid like raids,probably designed to force them into closure.
Two local women,apparently approached the Assemblyman and asked him why he did not extend any aid to them.while the other fire victims received help.
Who else could be as abrrasive and racist as the lembu named Ng Wei Aik,father of "No-dining-under-the stars-applicable to-the mamakshops-only" crap double standard policy?

You have to see the video of the newsclip.Wait for the second lady who looks on the verge of tears caused by the YB aka Yapalot Bigmouth,to believe the audacity of the DAP zealots to dare discriminate against us local women,ostracising those who have become Muslim converts as well as for the "unforgivable" crime of them marrying Banglas.

To add insult to injury,they branded them traitors and accused them of starting the fires!
How dare they treat us women this way!

Try to click on this link below for the news report

http://origin-www.ntv7.com.my/7edition/local-en/TWO_WOMEN_LODGE_POLICE_REPORTS_AGAINST_DAP_ASSEMBLYMAN.html

Caused by "Drama At The Doorstep"

http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2011/11/23/north/9957169&sec=North

As well as a related list of reported raids before this 'suspicious"fire engulfed the row of shophouses.
I have actually patronised them before and honestly,they weren't filthy.
Clean,well stocked,cheap with a fresh array of goods up till beyond 11pm at night.
They were doing us a good service,bringing the area back to life and giving us a fair deal,preferring low profits.Pitiful.
Gangster tactic or what?

 8th nov  " A Fishy Business"
http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2011/11/8/north/9855514&sec=north

12th oct  "Owner Fined for keeping live chickens and fish in shop"
http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2011/10/12/north/9678141&sec=north

27th aug   "Three Mini Mart Owners Fined For Illegal Slaughtering"
 http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2011/8/27/north/9382336&sec=north

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Two Women Lodge Report Against DAP Assemblyman
(Ntv7,23rd November 2011)


In Penang, two women lodged police reports against a DAP assemblyman last night for allegedly accusing them of starting a fire as well as being traitors for marrying foreigners.

The women were victims of a fire that razed seven shophouses at Jalan  Gudwara, Georgetown yesterday.

The seven shophouses destroyed in the predawn fire were owned by locals including Sarimah Packeer Mohd and Fatimah Sharmin Abdullah who are married to Bangladeshis. 

A DAP assemblyman, accompanied by two men visited the fire victims and presented aid to all of them except the two women.

His alleged reason was that they were considered traitors for marrying foreigners and blamed them for the fire.

Sarimah and Fatimah lodged police reports against the assemblyman at the Lebuh Pantai Police Station last night.

Another Tragic Ending @ Tg Tokong

There are only so few shopping complexes within the radius of this area.
Island Plaza,Tesco,Straits Quay.
Though I can't pinpoint exactly where this did happen,there's only one Chinese restaurant with the capacity to host a wedding dinner.
The floor where that particular restaurant is to be found,does bring out the goosebumps.
Your guess is as good as mine,if this is indeed his workplace.

Is the skyrocketing cost of living on the island to blame for his predicament?
Or the miserly ways of those with the power to give them more moolah the root cause of it?
Certainly does not help when the streets are jarringly awash with money,the jetset euphoric with obscene property prices,while those entrenched in heart wrenching poverty just cannot find a life worth living ,trying to make ends meet,ekking out another day of misery.

When it comes to tragic endings.even spouses of famous and rich coffeeshop owners are not spared the scourge of depression.Thus when a famous place reknowned for its curry mee,was closed for a week,rumour had it,that it was because the shopkeeper's wife had thrown herself off a building near the jetty when she could not take the countless hospital visits anymore.

What more a mere manager.

Condolences.

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Manager Found Hanged In Shopping Mall
(The Star-22 Nov)

GEORGE TOWN: A restaurant manager was found hanged in a shopping complex in Tanjung Tokong here.
Ooi Boon Leong (pic) was found hanged with a nylon rope around his neck near the Chi nese restaurant where he was working.
His colleagues had gone around looking for him after he failed to turn up for work despite having kept all his personal belongings at his workplace.
One of them then found Ooi’s body at about 11am yesterday and alerted the police.
It was learnt that Ooi, 39, had recently separated from his wife and was heavily in debt.
It was also learnt that he had sent an SMS to a family member whom he was asking for help with his funeral arrangements.
Colleagues also said Ooi had worked a day before his death as there was a wedding dinner at the restaurant.
George Town acting OCPD Ahmad Bakhtiar Kassim said the case had been temporarily classified as sudden death as investigations were still being carried out.
He also said police were waiting for a post-mortem report.

Kek Lok Si Cliffhanger:The Abbot,The Datok and The Seven Sisters

I know that there are many Penangites spread over the seven seas reading my blog for all the good and bad it may contain.
Had you spent a good part your carefree childhood here,your elders would have passed down to you tales about The Seven Sisters as well as The Dato that presides in the brook at a bouldery slope near the Kek Lok Si temple.

Sad to tell you that the place has now been ripped apart,in the name of erecting a carpark area for the commercially driven,uber materialistic buddhist temple,who in my eyes,is no different from a large spiritual pawnshop complex that hawks you roof tiles at a minimum of $50 a pop,complete with a mini resort style tram, to fetch you great polaroid shots of Kuan Yin or Buddha.

In a frenzied scramble to build a car park ,fuelled by greed for tourist dollars and want for more pilgrim donations,the overzealous expansion displays a real devil may care disrespect as well as total disregard for the environment and guardian spirits of the land,our islanders rever.

The poor man's shrine that offered the terminally ill and hexed a chance to find a free cure,as well as victims of robbery to trace the culprit is no more.
The stream that housed the good earth spirit has been defiled.
The playground of fairies left baren.
The seven stone urns plundered.

With all that,it upstages the hush hush gossip mill about the last abbot,who was rumoured to have been ultimately defrocked for being embroiled in a scandalous relationship with somebody's wife.

Instead the current Abbot should be made a posterboy for Dollarism and be given a free one way ticket to hell by the soul laundering whacko Master Kek Eng Seng,most heavenly disciple of Conjobism.

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Greenery Gone
 (NST-6/10/2011)

Penang Island Municipal Council is taken to task for not stopping the Kek Lok Si Temple car park project earlier

GEORGE TOWN: Non-governmental organisations (NGOs) have urged the local authorities not to approve the proposed car park by Kek Lok Si Temple in Air Itam as the hill slope project was detrimental to the environment.

The NGOs also want the Penang Island Municipal Council (MPPP) to explain why the destruction of a hill slope near the Kek Lok Si Temple in Air Itam had gone unnoticed for nearly four months until the matter was raised in the press a week ago.
Works to clear the hill slope of trees, natural rocks and boulders to make way for a RM10 million car park project by the temple had started some time in June, said Pertubuhan Pelindung Khazanah Alam Malaysia executive committee member Prof Dr Jimmy C.S. Lim.
He questioned why the council only issued a stop-work order last Wednesday and state officials only inspected the site on Tuesday although what had been going on there was highlighted numerous times in the media and on websites.
"What kind of enforcement is this? After all that has happened, the council should not consider the temple's proposed car park project.
"We should not have the council telling the temple to submit the necessary applications now so that the approvals could be expedited because it would not be right. The project cannot be approved," Lim said here yesterday.
He said neither the council nor Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng should allow a project to take place without first consulting the people.
Criticising the council for not acting on the matter in time to prevent the hill slope from being destroyed, Lim said the council must realise its responsibility to safeguard public interest and protect the environment with diligence, followed by a sense of urgency instead of waiting for several months.
He added that the Drainage and Irrigation Department (DID) should rehabilitate the stream that flowed on the site that had also been affected by the development.
He also took the project's consultant engineers and architects to task, saying that they had breached their professional conduct by allowing the detrimental development and that they should be reported to their respective professional boards.
The proposed car park project and the defacing of the hill slope made the news last week following protests from NGOs and debates online.
The development on the site was first reported by the Chinese dailies in July.
The Penang Heritage Trust and the Culture Heritage Action Team (CHAT) also called a press conference last Saturday, criticising the development and the manner it had taken place without due consideration to the environment, the cultural and historical assets on the site on Crane Hill and the stream, which has now been reduced to a "large drain".
The NGOs lamented that natural rocks with unique shapes like elephants and tigers, a huge flat-surfaced rock dubbed the "Pavilion of Swirling Water", where people could sit and listen to the sounds of nature, and a very old "Datuk Kong" shrine with seven stone urns dedicated to the "Seven Sisters" (Keramat Tujuh Beradik) were now lost.
The oldest stone urn in the shrine was dated 1887.
It was reported yesterday that the ground work on the site began without any approval by the council as the temple did not submit any applications for the project.
Lim, who is past president of the Malaysian Institute of Architects (PAM), also urged the council to relook into the temple's approved project to build a crematorium and columbarium a little further up the hill from the car park site.
He said such a development should not be allowed as it would be too close to the Air Itam Dam, which was the source of the island's drinking water, and an important water catchment area.
The car park, crematorium and columbarium projects all together, he said, would also not solve the traffic congestion problem in Air Itam and might potentially worsen it.
"Would these projects instead exacerbate the traffic problem as more people will be encouraged to drive to the temple while roads in Air Itam remain as narrow as they are now?"
He suggested that it might be better if the council told the temple to build the car park near the Tun Dr Lim Chong Eu Expressway and match it with another car park for another 1,000 cars.

A Typical Modern Penang Grandmother

Some Penang grannies are a beautiful bunch if you view them from the back.They look sexy as a hot bod  lithe young nubile twenty year old nymph dressed to tease in a tight mini and tee,with shiny skin and lovely long hair to boot.
That is until she turns around and the toll of all those years of cruel dieting and ruthless exercising shows.
Some say these grannies seem to have forgotten their age,and pudding face which exposes the lies Estee,Olay and Shiseido cooked up.
Those who do realise that their mien looks like a cellulite ridden @$$ and have the $$$$$ for some invasive procedures end up looking suspiciously like an old washed up trannie from a Pattaya cabaret or a chinese/malay version of Joan Rivers face.
Heck,shopping centres from the island to butterworth and Ipoh even have the guts to award these 'fixed up' Ah Poh's,The Most Beautiful Mom titles with newspaper write ups to boast about.
These cut,stitched or injected neneks might make those of their age group jealous about their 'youthful'looks yet when they walk into any hawker centre or foodcourt the hush that greets them is not due to admiration but because each table has no tam pui like in the old days for us to puke.Indigestion due to internal shock is the order of the day.
Just when you think you have seen it all,few years ago I had to do a double take and nearly keeled over when I spotted in a petrol station an uncut,unstitched and uninjected old money Ah Mah in her 80s (I kid you not!)bending over to fill up her ride while flaunting her knobbly knees,thighs(groan...she exposed everything everyone didn't want to see till just below her buttocks) in all her shortest miniskirted glory.
Next time god,just spare me the sleazy old maid and zap my innards out onto the tarmac for me will ya ?


While this Disturbing phenomenon has been going on for years here,apparently there are pockets of these ladies too in Kayel (Cheras in particular) similar to what we have today in Penang.
So the picture below is just an example of how not to dress gracefully when one ages.
I have included it here so that you may plaster paper cut outs of Barbie's miniskirt and a very trendy top on top of it and alakazam...you get a vision of the typical modern Penang grandmother(uncut,unstitched,uninjected version) that makes the young ones scream.
After they cut,stitch and inject we still wanna scream.
Cos both versions look like Frankenstein's sister.
You can't turn broth back into rice.

Photo taken from the Malay Mail's "Too Sexy For My Shirt"(google that and check out all the reader comments at the bottom of the page)

Mobile Van Hawkers @ Persiaran Bayan Indah (opp. Queensbay Mall)

Queensbay Mall opened for business on Dec 2006.
The grassy seaside promenade first attracted just 3 mobile hawkers before it turned into an 18 trader problem today.
These hawkers now refuse to move and claim that they have been operating there for the past six years,not 4 years and 4 months.

They are now feigning innocence but I do remember that there was one year(when those Gerakan puppets were still in power) where enforcement units were stationed there with the whole intention to prevent them from operating.A similar operasi was also carried out in Gurney Drive.
During that period,hawkers in both places played a cat and mouse game with the officers,opening only after they had left.
Question is,if they weren't guilty then,why hide like DVD pirates and drug pushers?

Expect the hawkers at Persiaran Bayan Indah to play the race card again,and scream to the whole world that they are marginalised.

Do bear in mind that no other race except for them,run mobile businesses here, because long.long ago,The Others were chased away by council officers during that Big Nosed Greedy Yes Man Puppet's time in office.
Even today at the Esplanade,only one other mobile hawker of another race sells fruits in a spot farthest from the crowd.
Since the Earth Princes have minimal presence in Gurney Drive and Batu Feringghi,I suppose they want to create trouble because that works to their advantage,knowing full well that the underinformed highly flammable Ultra groups will gladly take their 'cause'under their wings.

No.I am just making an excuse for them.
This has nothing to do with race.
The only race that these Mobile Vultures belong to is the RACE FOR CASH.

The reason why they act in such a loutish manner is clear for all to see
*They are motivated by Tax Free Earnings.
*They are aroused by the word COMPENSATION,for shifting their illegal squatting asses to a site that they will accept,rent to others,then move on to another illegal site for the next compensation venture.

Since they are unable to obtain licences to operate in desirable trading spots,they will GRAB the spot first.

This is TO PREVENT THEIR OWN BROTHERS from laying claim on it.
Then instead of running away they cry wolf..... Buli Bangsa,
so that they can dictate to the authorities THEIR terms,with utter disrespect and disregard for law and order on Malaysian soil.

These Traders are National Traitors who won't hesitate to sell their illegal spot to a foreigner and even provide 'protection' when the price is right.

If you buy ketam bola or a soya bean drink from them Today,
Tomorrow.....your kids will loose the freedom to explore and sit on the grassy turf,irrelevant of what colour you belong to,
cos THAT is THEIR trading spot and YOU have NO BUSINESS to be there unless you purchase something from them.

They are all the same,from here to Gurney Drive,Batu Feringghi to the Esplanade,only difference is that this is a relatively 'young' problem where concrete action should be administered before the infestation is too late to be exterminated.

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Traders Up In Arms
(The Star-17.3.2011)

GEORGE TOWN: Hawkers trading from vans parked along Persiaran Bayan Indah’s seaside promenade near Queensbay Mall here are crying foul over alleged mistreatment from the state govern-ment.
The traders claimed that officers from the Penang Municipal Council’s enforcement unit had seized items such as generators, cooking gas, umbrellas and tables on Friday besides drawing yellow lines on the side of the road and erecting signboards which said ‘Dilarang menjaja’ (No hawkers allowed) in the area.
A representative of the traders, Amirul Mukmin Ibrahim claimed enforcement officers had been monitoring them for three weeks.
“Then on Monday, we were told to shut down our business and were directed to meet Abdul Malik Abul Kassim (State Domestic Trade, Consumer Affairs and Religious Affairs Committee chairman) and Pantai Jerejak PKR assemblyman Sim Tze Tzin at the council office in Padang Kota Lama on Tuesday.
“We went there and waited for three hours but nobody was there to entertain us,” he said yesterday when the traders put on a show of defiance by carrying on their business as usual.
Amirul added that the 18 traders have been operating their businesses there for the past six years.
“Why is the state government and council doing this to us only now? If we are not allowed to do business here, they should give us an alternative as we have to earn a living to feed our families,” he said.
A commotion broke out when a council officer arrived to take photographs of the vans at around 3.45pm yesterday.
A group of traders had ambushed him and demanded an explanation as to why they were not issued any notices from the council.
At a press conference in Komtar later, Abdul Malik however said that no items had been seized from the van traders.
“The enforcement officers were only stationed there to ensure law and order in the area as it’s the school holidays now and there are many people frequenting the place. It’s never their intention to seize any items. It’s all a blatant lie,” he said.
He added that he had not arranged to meet with the traders in Padang Kota Lama on Tuesday.
“But we have scheduled to hold a meeting with them within the next few days to discuss ways to resolve their problem.
“It’s not difficult to reach me. They can walk into our office to relay their problems to us,” he said.

M.A.C. Cosmetics Wonder Woman Campaign

This has to do with a worldwide cosmetic range launch.
How did the madcap cam-pain come to feature on this unglamorous page?
Well let's just say we were trudging to dinner when we came across a perplexingly unvoluptous being,so world's apart from Marvel's poster pin up Wonder Woman and her unashamed to be large posteriored self.

On this side of the world too,can one get models who starve themselves halfway to death or purge their insides with the help of should-be-banned Kelantanese herbs or jamu,Chinese steroids charading as herbal concoctions and doctor prescribed meant for the obese medication.

Unless the said model is earning megabuckaroos like Amber Chia,to stuff a lady with the front described as an aeroplane's landing strip,without breast enhancement intervention,into a loosely spandex like material,that fully covers yet totally enhances her skeletal frame,would make just about anyone loose their appetite.

Just where exactly did I spot this horrifying and ghastly creature?
In Gurney Plaza,dressed in a tiara,gold turtle necked bodysuit,red full length tights and matching big knickers,with hair frozen like a limestone waterfall,strutting around in scarlet boots.
Gaaahhh....I could barely look for I was developing cataract on the spot!

'She' looked like Michael Jackson in his Egyptian video,dressed in shimmery drag with two Ghee Hiang tau sar pneah biscuits(yea those were her real tits) sticking out from under her skinny golden chest,rising from atop her Chingay toothpick pole legs.

One kid stood rooted to the spot for an entire minute before bursting out in tears,some passing young men were 'pointing' out her 'lack' of feminine assets.
A twosome of Mac fans feigned disinterest,other horrified ones stayed away.
The SHE-woman finally got so fed-up,she turned her back on us giggling zoo loving baffoons.

Whose big tutup aurat idea was this?come on....pure horror personified!

Plainly it was an aneroxic scarefest skinsuit with thick halloween Mac-up on.
Nothing to be admired,every reason to mock an insane diet.

If you wanna google the pictures,bear in mind that you might find some bustier on top ang moh ones at the KL event.The attire however remains the same.
This is where your imagination comes into play.
Try imagining our Asian airport runway dolls poured into these ridiculous costumes.
If anyone had their mouths wide open it was due to shock,gaping at their bones,not wonder-ing about the products.

Shivers aside I have to admit, two nagging questions swam around in my head,during the moment I was frozen in time......

 I WONDER if she was a WOMAN? 

 I WONDER if those were real tau sar pneahs? 

Getai Wedding Dinners @ Penang

Potential brides to be,you want to be cautious as to whom you employ as your wedding planner because you want your day to end on a beautiful note ok?
Due to economic reasons,some will agree to hosting their wedding dinners at association halls,schools and such.
I'm sure you don't want to start a big fat quarrel on your wedding night,with you sulking in the corner just cos you took the organisers word for it when they promised you a great value package with singers,food,drinks and the works.
Pester them as much as possible for as much information that they can provide you,with regards to the performers,to prevent this from happening to you.

Just what am I rambling on about eh?

Well tonight,I attended a wild wedding dinner at the Han Chiang College where the Rela officers were only too willing to be,since there was a surprise waiting in store for them.
The event started off as cheesily as most Ah Beng and Ah Lian style dinners go,until the performers took to the stage and degenerated into an almost X rated stag party that's great for men,but bad news for husbands once they get home.

Which planet they materialised from I don't know,but the girls can inspire even mental men to hold umbrellas and dance in front of a makeshift stage under the onslaught of a full scale thunderstorm.
So scantily clad were they it might as well have been a Pattaya strip club one step short of a tiger show.
They kept the tiniest pantied singer for the finale by which time testestorones had peaked to an all time high,leading the meekest of men to starting scaling chairs,taking off their shirts before swinging their shirts atop their heads helicopter style,while happily pounding their crotch in the air,oblivious to the fact that there were KIDS,innocent kids in the midst.Tsk tsk tsk......
Fuelled by liqour,tight panties and wobbling contents encased inside ballooning bras,the men in the room became immune to the other females presence especially so the BLACK faced bride in the hall.
Thank goodness,the stage had no metal stick anywhere to be seen,if not,the uncles too would have pole danced just to show off their virility to the chagrin of their respective Home Ministers.

I pity the poor dear and wonder if she had made some great enemies in her lifetime and this was payback time for some rascal.

For your own sake,to ensure you won't be the laughing stock of your still unattached bffs for years to come and your mom in law will not give you hell cos your father in law had an erection in public which he tried to hide,by using HER handbag as cover,please VET your organiser/organising committee/wedding planner VERY CAREFULLY.

The list of questions you should be asking them are.....

1.  Is there going to be a stage at the venue?

2.  If yes will there be singers or performers?

3.  What will the singers be wearing or not wearing at all?

4.  Does the organiser think that a sequined peacock skirt that embraces  yet reveals Victoria's Secret fashion is modest enough for a wedding?

5.  Have the singers ever appeared in Hungry Ghost festival performances?

6.  Check if the organiser knows that beachwear,underwear and tiny hot pants that look like bikinis are what one should not wear to weddings.

7.  Does the singer like to add "HUH!" and "HAH!" to punctuate every sentence in the lyrics?

Expect to see some wringed ears tomorrow,courtesy of the ladies that took offence to their men's blatant showmanship onstage and off,on what was supposed to be the brides night,tonight.

Penangites @ Yut Kee Restaurant,KL

This is an open letter to Penangites who were spotted checking out Yut Kee,KL out of curiousity.Not meant for KLites.

Dear Penangites who intend to check Yut Kee out in the future,

You know what?Penang has better.You know why?Because this shop is actually known for it's cheap western chops which most shops in KL absolutely flop at.If KLites want to eat chops they look for hainanese run ones like these,or go to Coliseum(where almost everyone is dead oredy),L'Coq Deur (which is no more existent) or Mimaland(where some might be still alive),but we have so many lah,we can eat in macalister road,fettes park etc etc,throw one stone also good but in KL ah they just ain't good at the batter and sauce.The people come for butter cakes but they are of the oily moist variety which you won't like..The noodles are too salty and frankly ok only lah.Haiya the other dishes are just mediocre lah,Penang has better.Honestly lah.
Reason why KL people like to linger here is because....
One the crowd very up wan for coffeeshop standard,
Two the fact that this is real hainanese not like Penang ones which bluff people.
Three the chairs and tables are so nice and cool and old and well sat on,
Four because it's got an old upstairs eating area with nice old stairs and windows to look out at the road.
Five,cos Mimaland too far,Coliseum more stuck up and L' Coq Deur no more.
Six,here they can park in the backlane and when they actually break the law by parking on the road shoulder funnily most times the police and council seems to turn a blind eye to this area.
Then finally Seven,because last time,long long ago they had very old cooks but now they mostly residing in some urn or under some headstone already.
The taukay soh is so haughty,I suspect she thinks she is some Hongkong megastar and as such treats her customers to seeing her latest specs and painted toenails and big red fish lips.They are authentic by the way,not botoxed,that's why they're getting floppier due to gravitational pull.
Madame Megastar never glances at her hubby but likes to checkout and be extra smiley and chatty to good looking men because she stills thinks she is that hot broad from 30/40 years ago.
Her hubby mostly hangs out with other men at other tables cos they pay him more attention than his two storeys down from Tokio Hotel hairstyle 'hawt' old broad wife.
Penangites,why you wanna try out this shop for?It's gonna make your kids think you're weird for making the journey all the way down here for something they can get better at home and make your old folks smile upside down,not to mention allow the taukaysoh to go for hourly changes of steamy sexy pedicure colours.
Please lah,come back to Penang and eat lah.Our most ok only shop ah can be better than this lah.

Halloween: Georgetown,Where not to park

If you don't believe that ghosts exists then the following story is not meant for you.

For those of you who are going to be living it up in Upper Penang Road this Halloween and have got no place left to park please heed the following.

Of late I have noticed many brave souls trampling grass in a place no Penangite in their right mind would go and rustle the wind.Add to that are what I call foolish for a new subject to shoot shutterbugs who come here to snap the majestic building even though they are fully aware of the history behind it.
I am talking about the Shih Chung building grounds just across the road from 32 at the Mansion restaurant.
For years talk of it being haunted has made its rounds,later someone tried to develop it but things came to a standstill.
Now horror to horrors,someone has turned it into an overnight parking lot for tour buses.Then,when revellers see tour buses there,they too begin to park their cars there.
What's so wrong with that you say?Well in the first place this building is associated with some pretty gruesome tortures during the Japanese occupation.The spooky goings on here have been so hard to shake off that after consulting a medium,someone actually brought in a BUS,had it parked OVERNIGHT before having the driver(unsuspecting I guess?)start the bus the next morning in order to DROP OFF its " INVISIBLE PASSENGERS" in the middle of a jungle hoping that those restless spirits could find a new place to latch onto and abandon their old resting place once and for all.

My point is this,don't look for trouble because after driving your car out from this place you probably won't be expecting to carpool or ferry 'passengers' right to the doorstep of the Belum Forest right?You will probably be heading right home or to the next petrol station.
Just what are you going to do if you are on the Penang Bridge when all of a sudden you see a couple of green coloured headless schoolchildren in your rear view mirror saying "Trick or Treat?" to you?Show them your Freddy Kruger mask and say "Happy Halloween?"
Nope didn't think you would be respond positively either.You'd probably be on Georgetown facebook with a picture of your car smashed up like a potato with tons of comments at the bottom speculating that you were either too drunk or too fast or too young or too furious.
So unless you are a punter out for that lucky strike, why be a free of charge Ah Mat the drebar for the lost wandering souls?
Be like us,don't number your days by parking there.If you really insist and don't believe in such hocus pocus you can always take up their offer of a season pass.