Sunday, February 26, 2012

2012 : Hawkers Raise Prices Yet Again

There is absolutely no justification for the price increase,yet here we go again.
They're all a bunch of shortchanging hoodlums.
Is it not obvious to see?

So here,I give you an imaginary list of reasons taken from an imaginary press statement issued by their imaginary hawker association head named Lala Lee Tham Pom
  1. Protection money went up due to 04 and 08 triads on a collision course with each other
  2. BR1M  RM$500 benefits dished out to the hardcore poor,with Astro subscriptions,staying in lowcost flats,driving Harriers and other large cars.
  3. Since most peoples salaries only last till the 15th,they need to compensate for swatting flies over the next 15 days
  4. Overgambled,overbetted and overlost during CNY.Due to Overowe what is overdue,hence the need to overcharge
  5. Got war in Syria,onions and potatoes from Pakistan,more expensive cos got to be rerouted via another channel,i.e.Himalaya-Tibet-Afghanistan-Paris-China-Hongkong-Taiwan before reaching Malaysia using Russian submarine
  6. Anson Wong come out already,not enough animals cos he take everything and put them in his check in baggage
  7. Second Link bridge toll rumoured to cost RM$25 .Putting aside for a rainy day mah you sucker.
  8. Landed property prices went up due to 10% gain tax.Someone gotta pay for my speculative ventures
  9. End of the world coming.Must Fah Chai more so can buy better position in Blissful Memorial Park
One plate of Oh Chien is up by $1

Almost every other hawker dish has gone up by 50 sen

Now,instead of having enough to spend for 15 days,it'll only last us 10 days before we all start buying maggi mee.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Restoran Yasmeen @ Penang Road

If you don't know where this is located,it's just next to Line Clear nasi kandar.

From what I have observed,this Yasmeen fella has been regularly 'pulling' customers intending to try out Line Clear over to their place.
Not only that,his signage is brighter,bigger and more extended than that side lane operator.

Rivalry?
Imagine....what would happen if the two Beraturs were to face off like this.

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Penang Eatery Loses Over RM10,000 In Thug Attack
(dailychilli.com)
The owner of Restoren Yasmeen in Jalan Penang in George Town lost more than RM10,000 when two men broke a glass cupboard storing cooked food and crockery at the restaurant on Friday morning.
Restaurant manager Abdul Latif Thulkarunai said in the 6.30am incident, two unidentified men suddenly went on a rampage by breaking the cupboard with their helmets without warning. 

He said the attack could be due to other nasi kandar operators who were jealous as he could open for 24 hours. 

"Two weeks ago, we received a verbal threat from a man who wanted the business stopped. I believed the attack today is related to the man," he said. 

Latif said at that time, there were no customers in the restaurant and five workers ran off in fear during the attack. 

He arrived two hours later at the restaurant and made a police report.

"The CCTV recorded the attackers and the tape has been handed over to the police," he said.   

North East district police chief ACP Gan Kong Meng has confirmed the report and investigation is being carried out.
Source: Bernama
Published Feb 24 2012

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Jessie Ooi @ the MCA-DAP Pointless Debate

I cannot find one single impartial posting online that is pro Jessie Ooi.
They are all against her just because she decided to go on the rottweiler attack mode and not play dumb kawai soft spoken sexual kitten.
They label her dumb and expose all matters related to her life just because they want her to stick by the given 'guideline' for the debate and not stray from the matter.
That rule doesn't even apply to the speakers of the event.
Doesn't matter if they sidelined the topics at hand.
Men are always smart depending on which side of the fence you are on.
Women are dumb on both ends.

If that is the case,then dumbass women must be giving birth to smartass sons.
Cos Science hasn't revolutionised an onslaught of male pregnancies yet.

The general consensus, if the online army will have you believe,is that anyone that defends her must be an MCA goon.
Woman + voice + screaming + aggressive = liability + chance to reduce her to ashes

You cannot TALK to Malaysian men.
You have to swing nonsensical shit at them to make them sit up and ACTUALLY THINK and LISTEN.
Two of the hardest items that can actually tear their minds away from contemplating a kamasutra position he would like to get his colleague into.

All the tirade directed at her is not only sexist,it is downright degrading,filled with profanity and pornographic leanings that most Malaysian men think are very befitting of any Malaysian woman who wants to shoot her mouth off at the male of their species.

No.This is Malaysia.
You cannot do that.
You must remember that you are a woman.
You must be lady like and act like one....WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT.

So she talked a load of crap.Irrelevent crap.
No...you're a woman.YOU CANNOT do that.
You're not allowed to.Outrageous!
Why doesn't she act like us men and shut up?
Now look what she's done.She's taken the spotlight off us and onto herself.How can?
Why can't she be a two faced viper just like us males?

The truth of the matter is simply because she decided to scream out and use her finger to point, what wasn't related to the damned pointless,brainlessly male sheperded and stewarded debate.
The MALAYSIAN MALE EGO IS SO EASILY BRUISED BUT THEY KNOW BETTER THAN TO CONFRONT AN AGGRESSIVE MALAYSIAN WOMAN FACE TO FACE.
BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY WIMPS IN FLESH.

ESPECIALLY WITH A WOMAN WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO POINT AT THEM,SHOOT HERSELF IN THE FOOT,TELL LIES....JUST AS THEY WOULD OFF CAMERA.

So what do they do?
They go on notoriously chauvinistic forums like lowyat.
Heckle her on facebook.
Pick apart,harass,post photoshopped images that digress our worth.

The Malaysian Male pysche prefers to see women as empty sexual vessels meant for their perverted pleasure.
Filled with filthy thoughts just at the sight of us eating sweetcorn and bananas.
If she has brains,bring her down.But she can't have brains,it must be another man doing the thinking for her.
If she doesn't, the going gets easier.She's a bimbo that I want to bang.
Look at her teeth and compare it to how you can get off her during oral sex.Will she stay quiet or scream?
Oh careful,maybe she'll give a good head or maybe she'll bite scrape your dick off.

It's VERY hard for Malaysian men to fathom,that a woman can be successful on her own.
EXTREMELY difficult for them to take at face value.
Always a case of,she must be someone's mistress,she must be sponsored,she's got a sugar daddy....shows you their sexual fixation and their frustration that we women are not only becoming more vocal with a public temper to match.
Making fun of us,embarassing us is a hobby of theirs.
All of which must be sex related.
That must mean that all men with well off women in their household,must be illicit products of some form of prostitution.

And lately they haven't been having too much fun cos we're becoming increasingly more open about showing our disgust.

You tell me,why the heck should she be two faced and act couth?Especially when dealing with snake faces like Lim Guan Eng.
So she works for that blowjob guy.
Now who the heck suggested that pornstar be put up at MCA? Women?
MEN .
His cock = asset
Her mouth = STD

Let me relate a tale of what happened in Balik Pulau some years back.
To demonstrate what a bucket of tampons our men are really are deep down beneath.
This shit head decides to honk his head off at a woman after a minor collision.
She proceeds to her car after a round of customary unwarranted cussing on his part and waits for him to walk off.
Next she cooly walks towards his car and then hammers it to a pulp the best way she can,with her car steering lock.
Windscreen smashed,mirrors,headlights gone,doors dented,bonnet ....everything.

The limp aggressor notes her car number and lodges a report.
He doesn't dare pursue her.
Runs crying to garner male sympathy.
There was a court date,he sued but last I heard not a whimper from the man again.
True story.

Moral of the story :
Corner a Malaysian man and his tail goes between his legs.
But then his vengeful mind will take over and he'll head over to the internet for a round of woman bashing and porno just to take his mind off the stress.And actually think that the entire world is behind him.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Kedai Kopi New Light @ Gurun,Kedah

There are actually people who would travel miles out here just for the kangkong with brown cuttlefish dish.
They'll rave and rave about it.
Until you get so fed up with them, you want to try it for yourself.
Delusional homosapiens.
I don't fancy this yet it cannot be compared to Heng Kee @ Hing Kee on China Street .
That kopitiam has the honours of serving the worst sotong kangkung in the whole universe and many blackholes beyond.

Next !
Assam laksa.
Um,how do I put it.
The noodles are uncharacteristically twisted,gnarled and lumpy unlike the smooth ones sold by most chinese stalls.
More Malay than Chinese.
Next the sauce is not the sweet kind you find on the island but leans more to the KL type.
Sourish but not too overwhelming.
Bits and pieces of fish here and there.
Smells stinky,but not very delicious.
Doesn't appeal to the appetite by virtue of appearance alone.
Cos the entire dish looks like the sediments roadside hawkers would sieve out of leftover foods.
Bah ! Waste of time.

Curry mee.
Strange.
Comes with one small piece of chicken,tastes like Ipoh curry laksa,even contains long beans.

Siew Yoke rice.
Siew Yoke nice,not too oily,crispy crunchy skin.
Rice.Like a confluence of teochew porridge meets a lump of sun baked buffalo dung.
Effectively flushing the fleeting memory of the nice siew yoke you just munched on,into a sewage retention pond.

All day dimsum.
Not available or folded up?

The other stalls.
Don't know,don't care,don't want to know.

Note:
Many friendly,flea infested,itchy backside,parasitic old,diseased mongrels like to beg for scraps while you're at the table.

So what does one do when the meal turns out to be a dissapointment?
Admire the peak of Jerai and be awed by the crystal clear Drainwater with river silt in it,before you drive the heck out of here.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Bastard of a Murderer @ Taman Saga,Kedah

Now why did this post related to Kedah find its way here?

Seems this retrenched bastard who goes by the name Wong Chiew Ying  and his fortune teller ex wife Ung Siew Lin, were involved in a tussle over a jointly owned apartment they shared in Penang.

Wong,a back hoe driver,with a fondness for gambling,drinking and womanising,never stopped terrorising her until this final episode.

Of course gamblers never blame anyone but themselves,and he too was no different.Paranoid shitface even suspected that his wife,not one of his Sawadeekap prostitutes,had used black magic on him.

This is really sad,many years ago there was another nut case.He didn't know what love was until he met this woman.But because his head was filled with nothing but thoughts of her,he assumed she used black magic on him and stabbed her to death after a round of sex in a hotel in Georgetown.

Todays incident is a calamity.
Of her 4 girls,two suffered from broken arms (protecting their mother I suppose) with one destined to be crippled.

This asshole preplanned the murder.His plan was to have them all die together in an inferno.
Had even bragged to his drinking buddies to watch out for tomorrows papers.

He not only torched cars,he also switched on the gas stoves intending for it to explode and taking everyone with him on his journey to hell with him.

Although I do not know him personally,but I do know quite a number of Malaysian males who have the potential to go or CAN get this mental.
The worst part is that,any emergency call to the police with regards to violent family men, is treated 'cautiously'.
OUR MEN ALWAYS PROTECT THE DIGNITY OF OTHER MEN.
IT IS ALWAYS "A FAMILY MATTER YOU CAN RESOLVE"
The force will ensure callers, that their men will never harm their family members.Always firmly place their trust behind them.

Ladies,I cannot tell you anything else except to be cruel and never think twice about kicking them in the groin,or employing a chilli spray,when things get out of control.
Never be afraid to lay down in no uncertain terms to your abusive husbands/fathers/male relatives that you WILL take your case to the police as you have them on speed dial.
Update : other helpful tips :
and store the number of the nearest volunteer fire department or Rela,cos these are probably going to be the only people we can count on.In times of distress,the only gallant males left on the island will be Rela volunteers,volunteer firemen,towtruck operators.The rest will be too wimpish and scared to respond and rescue.Preferring to whip out their mobiles to record the moment or the gather clues for them to buy 4D.

When confronted with a parang,most of us will be too fearful to respond.
We run.
For drunken predators such as this pathetic scumbag,it gives them a momentary feeling of empowerment over us women.
If you cannot outrun the shithole,or he has gotten a hold on the younger ones,the only way to get him,is to scream back at him at the top of your lungs like a demon possessed,turn around and attack back for all that you are worth.
If you have to cut him,do it.
I know it is against everything in our culture that we have been brought up to do.
But being an aggressive woman can turn things around.
Shielding the kids and sacrificing yourself or allowing the perpetrator to do as his wishes will send the wrong message to the next generation that it is alright to take such an abuse.
Keep a spray hidden.Remember where it is.
Yes it's hard to deal with shitty abusive Malaysian men,but it CAN be done.
YOU are the first step.
Don't let yourself or someone you love be a victim.
Teach your daughters to fight back.
Please

The Gory pictures below are taken from Kwongwah.com.my and Utusan.com.my






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Man Runs Amok Kills Ex-Wife (The Star)

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/2/17/nation/20120217094738&sec=

Thursday, February 16, 2012

TGIF @ Gurney Paragon

Gurney Paragon did a roaring trade on Valentine's Day.
Many made a beeline here causing many food outlets in Gurney Plaza to suffer a dip in business.
There were no long queues to be seen cos most wanted to try this out.
Even Brussels Beer which is conspiciously empty most days and reeking of smoke was surprisingly filled to the brim.
People actually come here because of the fountain,but it's got a mood I tell you.

Perhaps its got to do with the original building,the focal point of this place.Pretty spooky even though its nicely done up.You get creeped out cos the back of your mind envisions some ancient ang mo walking its corridor as you make your way to sheeshee nearby.

Toilet facilities at this complex is horrendous.
You have to walk out of your chosen makan place,outside to the back area flanking the old building,doing your business much like an outcast who's just consumed petai.There's no ventilation at all.Feels like a cross between peeing in a dungeon cum carpark.
Parking is a preposterous sham,the two entrances in the building are for residents only,which will leave you with the choice of valet parking or the only miserable available parking space in a weirdly designed lane on the left of the vicinity or MPPP parking lots opposite the road.

Coming to TGIF,this outlet is world's apart from their outlet in Queensbay Mall.

I was prepared for the worst,but I swear the waitresses in Gurney Paragon fussed over us,attending to our ever need,and were so incredibly attentive,that at one point we felt like we were some kind of superstar VIPs.
While portions were gargantuan,I wasn't impressed with the following

The Bad
Tenesee sauce  too sweet for my liking
Fajitas no oomph
New York Steaks while quite good, are cuts containing a bit too much marbling which means you'll have to reach for the toothpick every now and then
Grilled Meats pretty bland with not much flavouring,guess that's what the salt n pepper grinders on the table is for
Buffalo wings ,the chicken is not exactly fresh.And the sauce is uninspiring.Either they got their supply from the supermarket or it's been in the fridge for a bit too long
Loaded Potato Skins too dry,too hard,no taste
Cheeses a bit of a problem,they harden real fast and unless you have a microwave next to you,it's gonna be one chewy experience
Non Alcoholic Drinks way too sweet
Overall very sparing with the sauces cos they don't wanna overwhelm the dishes I suppose
Managers(not in uniform) the only people wearing a perpetual frown on their face as if their thesis was due tonight cos its hard juggling and maintaining such an exceptionally smooth running place like this

The Good

Price may seem steep initially,but is real value for money if you are a big eater
Service staff : one of the best on the island
Time taken for food to arrive at your table after ordering : Superman category
Atmosphere and music : well designed,various themes are well compartmentalised with a sweeping but welcoming bar and a very nice lounge/verandah open air area with comfy sofas on the outside

So what would I return for?
Park myself at the bar,have a tequila before I go onto a nice juicy steak,add on some mashed potatoes and a some nachos with the Queso Fondido as a snack on the side.
Nice.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Nippon Yataimura @ Pulau Tikus (CLOSED DOWN)

The fact that this restaurant has been around so long,and even opened an all day branch in Queensbay Mall,might nudge some,actually never eaten there before Penangites to 'highly recommend' this to you.even their friends and colleagues.
The best case in point,the most glaring examples of all of course,would be the following still 'highly recommended outlets'
1. Yakiniku Teppanyaki  (oh so good .....my blady ass)
2. Matsuki Restaurant  (manchurian dowagers haunting)
3. Mizi Bistro  (picture perfect only,but jamban western food)

See,this is a debilitating malaise.
I don't know why people would want to act so smart and make people think that they actually ate there,when they really heard it from another party who also probably did not personally eat there.
This no brainer situation results in an unending circle of brainless promotion for undeserving makan places such as this.
Yes,Penangites will DARE gush about an outlet they've never entered,let alone tried.
Then proudly proceed to spread the "good news' around,just so they appear in the know.
And then the virus spreads uncontrollably.
If you heard it by word of mouth,come prepared with Listerine.
Never forget to floss the fibber thoroughly,the next time you see him/her for details....which surprisingly will see them doing an about turn or sprint off to newly conjured excuses.


The only thing nice I can say about it,is the cute,eye catching red kitty kat on the billboard and that's about it.

Cos,I'm just so fed up with having to put up with so many crap,fake,wannabe Japanese places that seem to look increasingly upmarket these days but dare offer us dishes with no substance whatsoever,I shall leave you to ponder over this posting below....please be warned that the writer,has no qualms about NOT photoshopping her oily face, in all its glory.

http://102excuses.blogspot.com/2010/06/penang-again-day-5-japanese-food-in.html

Meanwhile here are her grouches in a nutshell

  1. Food portions too small and not worth it
  2. Yikkity yakkity,disinterested service staff
  3. "Overcharging" on the final bill (this seems to be a pandemic problem in this area starting from Sawara)

Sushi Zento @ Precinct 10

No,I didn't eat here yet.

These complaints were taken off their facebook page.


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Worldofart Asiaoilpainting :

Your Sashimi Sucks big time!

Jimmy Ch'ng :

Sushi Zento, The Worst Japanese restaurant I've ever been.

I have been waited for 1 and a half hour for my Saikoro Chirashi Sushi Don and yet needed me to make several complaints until the food arrived. Also noticed that my food were served later than the customers who came later than me. Even worst, the waiter don't even memorized the menu yet, requested customer to order by number and STILL ove...rlooked the order taken!
The color of my friend's Tuna Sashimi looks Dark, the miso soup is not warm anymore. I assume the food was prepared and left out for 1 hours++ at the counter.
I barely see any Sushi been refilled on the Conveyor Belt.
The Manager said they can serve Ramen very fast, but my friend waited for 45 minutes and yet the Ramen is not been served.
I wonder if all the raw materials was stuck in traffic jam, wasted 2 hours ++ in this lousy restaurant.
Totally a nightmare, the owner should shut down the restaurant and give all the staffs a proper training first!
One more thing, the toilet bowl jammed, cannot flush, well, is it a no-big-deal for Penang's restaurant?
I guess the only thing good about the restaurant is, the decoration? for now....

Nicholas Tan :
It was a bad dining experience in Sushi Zento. I waited for godforsaken 45 mins for the first dish to be served. To my utmost disappointment, the first dish was wrongly served. And my friend's main course was not served until 1 hour later?! Please seriously look into your manpower issue given the large space and the number of customers in Precinct 10. It only took ONE dish to spoil the restaurant's reputation.

Friday, February 10, 2012

KFC @ i-City Shah Alam

This is like the 3rd post on KFC.
I didn't even put up one about the incident where their workers squeezed dirty dishcloth water into a container of chicken that they were deep frying.
Even before any clarification,netizens were quick to condemn and come to a conclusion just based on the initial clip posted by one party (let's call him The Chicken Provocateur shall we?)

Check this clip for how the Chicken Provocateur aka the Last Minute Discount Coupon Redeemer started the outburst

CLIP 1 -PRODUCT OF TIGER MOM REARING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR22VXGpFUk&feature=related

which eventually led to this worldwide watched newspiece

CLIP 2 - PRODUCT OF REMPIT MOVIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbUGeITjY4w&feature=related

and his subsequent police report plus DAP aided press conference

NEWS CONFERENCE - THE ONLY SEXCITING ACTIVITY FOR DAP

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/2/10/nation/10709269&sec=nation

Look at it this way,
in the second video,notice an ang moh was there.And he didn't do anything or come to his defence.Instead he just stood where he was,not lifting a finger to assist the moron.
Speaks volumes about the 'victim'.
I strained my ears trying to hear what the Chicken Provocateur was screaming at the top of his lungs but it was barely audible since he hadn't had his drumstick yet that day.
At a certain point it's as if he were straining to lay some eggs.


Bottomline is......he was plain rude,acted like a hysterical brat.
Next,the underpaid sweatshop working condition (now suspended)KFC louts,couldn't contain their anger.

Though this is an international franchise,in Malaysia their workers get measly lousy wages somewhere in the region of  USD1.33 per hour,and a useless tiny meal with an even tinier drink only after HOURS of labour put in.
I heard that Mc Donalds pays their part time workers even less...USD 1.28
Seeing that they are getting such pathetic salaries,it's no surprise they won't mind getting fired.
So don't be stupid and think you can get away with harassing such workers.They don't care two hoots if they lose their jobs.What's there for them to look forward to anyway?
You tell me honestly.
From what I understand,some of these crap operators are even contracting Indonesian full time staff and getting away with paying them $300 per month only.
This is so,so wrong.

Notwithstanding,fastfood outlet managers are constantly yelled at,and threatened by the big bosses to keep losses down and profits up,so much so that they tend to get paranoid about not having any wastage or expired stock at the end of the day.
Naturally it's the frontline that is forced to face the fury of the coupon and couponless crowd.

If you want to vent your anger,write nasty love letters to,pelt their HQ with tomatoes or hold placards outside to embarass and harass their management team these are the correct places to do it
Mc D's :
Golden Arches Restaurants Sdn Bhd,Bangunan TH,Uptown Damansara 3,PJ
KFC & Pizza Hut :
Wisma KFC,Jln Sultan Ismail

All these are partially contributory factors that led to much commented and publicised clips.

In all probability, he will be compensated as he has DAP bigot lawyers on his side.
Though he didn't expect both parties outburst to be recorded,what a looser...is all I can say.

Moral of the story....please do not claim your coupons last minute when the general mindset is "ala...relak la....."

Also,fastfood operators in the country should be more humane to their staff,give them their dues ,but most important of all have a heart and FEED THEM PROPERLY for the hours they put in,or you might find yourself in the news for all the wrong reasons

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Sakae Sushi @ Tesco,Tg Pinang

Ho Chiak tv programme approved,Brand Laurate awarded,blogger and mainstream media hyped,local celebrity endorsed....let's just flush them all down the toilet.
Remember to place those that recommended this chain,on top of your Big Fat Liar list.

On the day we were there,a blackout occured.
Diners were left to sweat with no apology or compensation forthcoming,as if this were a daily occurence that warranted no explanation.
Chefs in the kitchen still did their work but after a bit,small torches came out resembling a creepy scene out of the Tom Cruise,War of the Worlds movie.
Did some snooping around and discovered that there was a small explosion linked to this place just recently.
Highly likely that it happened because they have crammed everything into the tiny kitchen and overloaded the points.
But whatever it is,I think a safety inspection into the electrical wiring and especially the gas lines is due.
The Bomba department,should be called in to set them straight before something really untoward happens.

Seating space is meant for midgets/size zero people or thin children.
There's hardly any room to manouvre,as if one were spending the night in a basic no frills,cube hotel.
Thus,if you wear XXL clothes,you had better give this a miss before you embarassingly bonk an unfortunate diner behind you,head on into his chawan mushi.
So crammed,it makes Mumbai's 3 pax to one bench train seat, look like a jungle swinging odyssey.

The touchscreen order system next to the conveyor belt serves as a temporary distraction before all of your orders never arrive according to any system.
Service is so scatter brained that you wonder what's the point in naming dishes when each course skips to and fro before you have to remind them that you still haven't gotten your drinks yet.
Blur.

Refrigeration temperature is suspect because all the raw sushi seems to arrive at your table at room temperature.Not recommended unless you like to propogate some nasty worms in your brains.
Don't get me wrong,but the blackout only happened,when we were on the 3rd upside down course.
That the foods are mostly at room temperature shows that something.somewhere is seriously wrong.

Look,I don't wanna waste time dedicating an ode this shambalistic excuse.

Air flown Salmon : no more firm,stretches like a pair of panties that has been twacked a thousand times over a piece of river rock
Eel : accompanied by the worst sauce I have ever had,a sauce that is more chinese than japanese
Miso soup : warm,not boiling hot and weak as the water you rinsed your socks in.no tofu pieces at all inside
Potato salad : not cold,not good
Japanese Rice : worst than economy rice crap.
Conveyor belt offerings :the top plastic cover is soiled,ripe for countless forensic investigations
Green tea : served Lipton teabag style if you order it hot but worst of all tastes like capsicum and pepper boiled water when you use the hot water dispenser next to the table to self fill the cup.

Nothing arrives hot when it should be.
Everything arrives warm when it should be chilled.

Prices are reasonable but when you compare the contrast between attractive,cute and happy looking soft toy frogs lining their walls,against tadpole murdering food storage and croaking service,I'm sure you too will say.....
Suck-Eh? this Sushi ?

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Premium CNY Hampers @ kanasai Giftshops & Florists

Today,I had the 'fortune' of receiving a hamper packed with the following items

  • 6 bottles of Happy Health essence of chicken with American ginseng,panax ginseng and cordyceps
  • 1 bottle of red wine from CYF singapore
  • 1 box of The Chocolate brand of chocolates from Goldman Brother Trading
  • 1 box of Royal Jujube by Goldman Brother Trading
  • 1 box of Korean Ginseng Candy by Goldman Brother Trading
  • 1 box of Traditional Mee Suah by Goldman Brother Trading
  • 1 small golden decorative chinese coin box
  • 2  cute,tiny decorative chinese gold nuggets
  • 2 stalks of plastic Chinese peony flowers
  • inside one attractive rattan basket with a cover which I presume is from China
Don't ask me why they label it premium when it's so full of crappy,second rate,Ah Tu Ah Kau inferior products.
The very act of sticking on some plastic flowers or two and using a slightly more expensive decorative basket rather than a plastic tray, gives these hoodlums the right to declare that their hampers are of the premium category and charge anything from $128  for a tiny one to astronomical sums for taller ones.

All the experience harnessed from hamper opening over the years,did not prepare me for this.

Everything was hot glue gunned to prevent displacement during transportation.
Put in generous blobs to withstand the strongest earthquakes,cyclones,and an hour long fast and furious sex orgy astride a collapsible mahjong table just before the end of the world 2012 as the Mayans had predicted it.

Which means that whoever you had the heart to present this to,is not gonna have the heart to tell you the following

  • Oh....so ma hwan,must be you don't like me very much is it?
  • CCB....the basket oso write off already,when you pull it out from the base,the whole thing ripped off
  • LC...... use glue gun on the chicken essence cause it to leak.Sure contaminate already.How to drink?
  • KNLB....woi ! the decoration also hot glued to the boxes and the coin box glued to the side of basket
  • TNS .....whoever packed this got no brains wan put lah sam soiled old chinese newspaper at the bottom for support
This kind of hamper is the best present,for out laws, just when you're sure you're about to split up for good.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Urine beauty treatment @ Taman Free

Initially,the article got me very interested in what the old lady had to say.

The title itself got one's attention.

It featured a grannie contorting like an ancient chinese Jane Fonda on the cover and mentioned how younger people all admired her complexion,envied her vigor and pestered her to divulge her secrets to youthfulness.

Lapped it all up until I came to this paragraph....

However, Suzanne subscribes to the benefits of drinking one’s own urine, as advocated by J.W. Armstrong some 32 years ago in his book, The Water Of Life.
“We did not do it at that time. But an elderly Indian doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, the urine is very clean’. People in India and China are doing it then but they didn’t talk about it, so we didn’t know,’” Tony says.
So every morning at about four, Suzanne gets up and drinks a cupful of her own urine. She then dabs some of it on her eyes and face and leaves it to dry while she goes back to sleep.
When she is fully awake a few hours later, she will dab toothpaste and a particular soap on her face, and leave that on for a while before washing them off.

Ooi......editors at The Star,
if you are reading this,couldn't you have at least had some decency to censor this bit?
Did you think it was sooooooooooo important that the whole of Malaysia be made aware that
  1. this auntie has a pee fetish ?
  2. or that she prefers free sheeshee SKII ?
  3. or even contemplated that we would even want to emulate her in enjoying a piss cuppa before the crack of dawn ?

Read the article below and you tell me if someone and some newspaper too, is like on the way to becoming nyanyuk already or what.

Fit as a fiddle
http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2012/2/1/lifeliving/10303198&sec=lifeliving