Worst Food Reviewers

Worst Food Reviewer Awards
for wasting our optic vision and corrupting our stomach with lousy recommendations:
  1. CK Lam ( pasty sickly skinned in person,unlike the radiant highly photoshopped pictures of herself.Travels around with an entourage of 2 sloth like hunched males whom I presume to be her hubby n fat son,who wallop most of the dishes for her.Good at taking nice pictures and writing linguistically arresting hyped up reads.Privy to allowing liquor to cloud and hollow her senses and ultimately judgement,extremely skilled at pumping up and directing traffic to her site )
  2. Helen Ong (pro professional chef and very biased towards recommending overseas food operators that want to set foot in Penang.First thing you notice is her talon like toenails in the style of Yut Kee's fish lips daughter in law,next is an angmo chapcheng mophead kid towing around,then that she looks like an old bimbo.Appearances apart,is a savvy writer,with interesting tales to spin,yet occasionally prone to recycling published expats opinions.Has stayed away from the country too long to know that her tastebuds have changed to angmoh kau one )
  3. Axian aka Jason Yeoh of "Axian's Food Adventures" for backing The Little Nyonya Cuisine and garnering tons of unfavourable comments from Malaysians,in regards to his recommendations,both on his blog and facebook.
  4. Alice Ching (if it's expensive it's good)
  5. Catherine Chong (doesn't churn out many food articles yet has managed to come up with so many bad ones)
  6. Rebecca Saw (new entrant,younger version of CK Lam, not blessed with penmanship)