Thursday, December 22, 2011

MPPP raid @ Lorong Selamat CKT, Heng Huat Cafe

Bad publicity is still good publicity.
Thus here we are back to square one again ,faced with another neverending drama involving the infamous CKT red capped,numb skull,foul mouthed aunty.

So what happened this time?
Geez,one would think that the media would know that we the general public are really getting tired with the unneccessary coverage given to her but they seem to love waiting with abated breath,for the moment where she blows her top,and spews venom to put some uumph into our morning fodder.

Nothing very exciting happens in Penang.
That's why we rely on both her and Mohd Ghani to spice things up a notch.

We yawned when the ugly Zang Toi snuck to the PCK Rosie lookalike Amee Philips showroom.Shuddered that he took delight in being surrounded by a blingload of old Ah Lian datins,blind towards their failed attempt at Datuk Keramat road tailored yucks-legance.

We wait for easily riled personalities like these to put a smile on our face.
So we can clap our hands in glee like a bunch of vultures awaiting their downfall.
Sadistic are we to want to see people fail.

How many rude Penangites does one come across every single day.
How many are jerks have deeper developed toxic vocabulary?

If she's talking cock.Just let her be.
After all,she's on her feet the whole day,under putrid,oily and hot conditions not many humans can put up with.
Plus she kindly allows other hawkers to hawk their dishes at her place.

So she overcharged and bought herself a nice little shop.
The extra stall,they're kicking a fuss over,is meant for her helper,so that person may seperately fry condiments like prawns without interrupting her...er...creative process.
I mean,it's not that I agree with what she's doing,but if they say she's causing an obstruction it's because people from everywhere YES EVEN PENANGITES COME HERE,pouring in non stop solely to eat HER CKT.Only they very paiseh and embarassed to tell you that they do pay homage to the dowager incarnate.

Why try to lure unwilling ponies away from her stable?In her case,the grass will never be greener on the other side.
They love her warts and all,no matter what people say.
No matter how badly you potray her.
They wanna see the legend for themselves.They wanna laugh at her and take pictures.
They want to brag to their friends that they were brave enough to come here and risk a scolding from her.And take more pictures.
They wanna dissect the dish and find out for themselves what how an eccentric lady like that can get Penangites panties up in a bunch.
They might even tease her for a reaction,pretend to be scared,giggle and chuckle at her attitude.
Convincing them otherwise would make you look like an unforgiving donkey who lives only for retribution.

Haven't you figured it out already?
They can't seem to get enough of her icy cold look combined with fiery rapid TNT mouth bomb.
Va va voom,she's made Lorong Selamat her brandname.

So,she's throwing rubbish into the drains,washing dishes by the roadside in a disgusting plastic pail....tell me what else is new?
One can count with their fingers and toes which hawkers on the island are not guilty of these crimes.

We face hygiene issues everyday whenever we choose to eat hawker food

Every busy body seems to want to teach her a lesson.But they forget that currently,she's the Chai Shen,that helps many hawkers here.
Especially when those with a vendetta want to snub her in the face,by walking past her stall,sneering at her and proceeding next door for ckt.So foolish,she really,really doesn't mind .She's got so much on her hands already she can't even cope.

Get a life.

Report below Taken from Buletin Mutiara facebook

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The Penang Municipal Council (MPPP) Public Health Standing Committee alternate chairman Ong Ah Teong has led a team of enforcement officers to check on the hygiene of the hawker stalls along the famous Lorong Selamat.

The MPPP has also received several complaints from the public regarding hygiene and traffic obstruction. One char koay teow stall is found to have set up another stall on the busy Lorong Selamat. This additional stall does not have a licence. They are also found to dispose dish washing water into the drain, which is also an offence.

The char koay teow stall owner was issued four summonses for various offences totalling RM630 and given a week to stop operation of the additional stall located on the road or risk getting the stall confiscated.

MPPP also issued another seven summonses to 3 other shops in the operation.

Media members overheard the lady owner of the char koay teow raising her voice at MPPP enforcement officers when they were carrying out their tasks. She said, "I have been selling here for fourty years and no one has ever disturbed me before!"

Public can call MPPP 24-hours Hotline at 04-2637000 if they have complaints on dirty food outlets. Another multi-language complaint hotline is 04-2637637