After all the hype in the media,I finally succumbed to the temptation of being lured by very mouthwatering and tantalizing musical snippets shown daily over the idiot box.
I thought the show would be exciting,with lots of singing and dancing.
Rah rah rah.Hyper upbeat and so on.
Happy that it was to be a more posh,polished and "grown up" show,as how one reviewer put it.
Aimed the remote.Hoped to be entertained and inspired.
Really looked forward to this.
An annoying watch,it turned out to be,much like trying to swat a fly from landing on your steamed siakap.
This is worse than the worst 70s Malay drama,with such laboriously tedious acting,slower paced than a turtle digging the sand in Pantai Kerachut.
There's so much ego on the plate,that when the reality sinks so hard into your brain,as to what a really bad show this is,the resulting impact can cause the Mengkuang Dam to turn Penang island into the Asian Atlantis.
Fact is... while they can sing,the overall performance is still not completely free of grimacing emo moments.
And when they're not cavorting with melodies,the air is so mortuary still and columbarium silent,you breathe less,lest you end up breaking some of their fine china.
Stephen Rahman Hughes looks so fat and when he dance-lands on his feet,Putrajaya actually rattles.
Those in chambermaid aprons excell in shaking their tits like kawai macarenas.Irritating you with their brand of cheap dim witted 'humour' and over the top awfully tarty sexiness.
The HK supermodel frowns so much,you wanna give her a free voucher for botox.Makes you wonder if she's related to Ru Paul.
Watching the kitchen musical is like chewing curry Maggi Mee with balut embryo soup in a Marina Bay Sands restaurant.
Looks impressive but since it is supposed to be consumed at a tortorous pace,leaves a hard to swallow after taste and an upset tummy.Enough to give one heartburn.
Look,I'm not the only one who thinks this show is crap.
Bad enough that this musical is associated to a Penang kia,CheeK.
Oh....the cheeK of him.
Luckily for you,I have an accidental recipe below for you to follow.
It's called the Confit de Tempoyak,after this show.
Confit de Tempoyak
Read other opinions below.
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kojjiberish.Tumblr (Excuse My French)
.....I was disappointed with the show.
Granted,I didn’t finish it and I barely made it through the performance of The Police’s Every Breath You Take and LaBelle’s Lady Marmalade. I felt that there was a lack of energy, of passion, that Glee had. Sure, I stopped following the series after the second season but I can vouch that there was passion going on - last I heard, Quinn even had a baby. In short, Kitchen’s singing was dead.
Even the resident diva (I’m assuming she was the one belting in Lady Marmalade) didn’t cut it. She didn’t have the star quality Lea Michelle as Rachel Berry had. Perhaps it was her obscene ambition but when she sang Cabaret’s Maybe This Time, Barbra Streisand’s Don’t Rain On My Parade, and Rihanna’s Take A Bow, you could feel the raw emotion and the undeniable greatness of her unique vocal range.
I’m sure The Kitchen Musical has a great plot. But if I’m going to follow a TV-musical, the musical performances better remind me of Kristen Chenowith, if not Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli.
Twend it indonesia
RT @AisyhShrm: The Kitchen Musical is the most stupid show ever made. It's pointless.
The Suck Report on Twitter
HudMohaffri:
The Kitchen Musical sucks.
Saturday, October 22nd 8:10 PM
hyper_maxine:
The Kitchen Musical SUCKS ! I rather watch barbie !
Saturday, October 22nd 3:32 PM
ivonity:
The casting for The Kitchen Musical sucks ass. Whoever is their casting director didn't do his/her job well unless he/she wasn't paid.
Saturday, October 22nd 2:56 PM
Miri Community.net
damn stupid singaporeans prancing around like they are models
worst acting on tv
YouTube
heywatchme101 - shit show rather watch Gordon Ramsay rage on hells kitchen
now thats the REAL stuff
this show is a flop
I thought the show would be exciting,with lots of singing and dancing.
Rah rah rah.Hyper upbeat and so on.
Happy that it was to be a more posh,polished and "grown up" show,as how one reviewer put it.
Aimed the remote.Hoped to be entertained and inspired.
Really looked forward to this.
An annoying watch,it turned out to be,much like trying to swat a fly from landing on your steamed siakap.
This is worse than the worst 70s Malay drama,with such laboriously tedious acting,slower paced than a turtle digging the sand in Pantai Kerachut.
There's so much ego on the plate,that when the reality sinks so hard into your brain,as to what a really bad show this is,the resulting impact can cause the Mengkuang Dam to turn Penang island into the Asian Atlantis.
Fact is... while they can sing,the overall performance is still not completely free of grimacing emo moments.
And when they're not cavorting with melodies,the air is so mortuary still and columbarium silent,you breathe less,lest you end up breaking some of their fine china.
Stephen Rahman Hughes looks so fat and when he dance-lands on his feet,Putrajaya actually rattles.
Those in chambermaid aprons excell in shaking their tits like kawai macarenas.Irritating you with their brand of cheap dim witted 'humour' and over the top awfully tarty sexiness.
The HK supermodel frowns so much,you wanna give her a free voucher for botox.Makes you wonder if she's related to Ru Paul.
Watching the kitchen musical is like chewing curry Maggi Mee with balut embryo soup in a Marina Bay Sands restaurant.
Looks impressive but since it is supposed to be consumed at a tortorous pace,leaves a hard to swallow after taste and an upset tummy.Enough to give one heartburn.
Look,I'm not the only one who thinks this show is crap.
Bad enough that this musical is associated to a Penang kia,CheeK.
Oh....the cheeK of him.
Luckily for you,I have an accidental recipe below for you to follow.
It's called the Confit de Tempoyak,after this show.
Confit de Tempoyak
- Put Lea Salonga's brother in an unbiodegradable mixing bowl to beat together the musical arrangements.
- Select a half past six durian of the CheeK species as the binding agent
- Allow to ferment together with a rojak cast of Pinoys,Mat salleh celups,perasan actors and F grade actresses
- Roast those tiga suku ingredients in your tv at 180 degrees
- Allow your temper to cool a bit after consumption
Read other opinions below.
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kojjiberish.Tumblr (Excuse My French)
.....I was disappointed with the show.
Granted,I didn’t finish it and I barely made it through the performance of The Police’s Every Breath You Take and LaBelle’s Lady Marmalade. I felt that there was a lack of energy, of passion, that Glee had. Sure, I stopped following the series after the second season but I can vouch that there was passion going on - last I heard, Quinn even had a baby. In short, Kitchen’s singing was dead.
Even the resident diva (I’m assuming she was the one belting in Lady Marmalade) didn’t cut it. She didn’t have the star quality Lea Michelle as Rachel Berry had. Perhaps it was her obscene ambition but when she sang Cabaret’s Maybe This Time, Barbra Streisand’s Don’t Rain On My Parade, and Rihanna’s Take A Bow, you could feel the raw emotion and the undeniable greatness of her unique vocal range.
I’m sure The Kitchen Musical has a great plot. But if I’m going to follow a TV-musical, the musical performances better remind me of Kristen Chenowith, if not Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli.
Twend it indonesia
RT @AisyhShrm: The Kitchen Musical is the most stupid show ever made. It's pointless.
The Suck Report on Twitter
HudMohaffri:
The Kitchen Musical sucks.
Saturday, October 22nd 8:10 PM
hyper_maxine:
The Kitchen Musical SUCKS ! I rather watch barbie !
Saturday, October 22nd 3:32 PM
ivonity:
The casting for The Kitchen Musical sucks ass. Whoever is their casting director didn't do his/her job well unless he/she wasn't paid.
Saturday, October 22nd 2:56 PM
Miri Community.net
damn stupid singaporeans prancing around like they are models
worst acting on tv
YouTube
heywatchme101 - shit show rather watch Gordon Ramsay rage on hells kitchen
now thats the REAL stuff
this show is a flop
