Thursday, December 8, 2011

Mohd Ghani - Cake Confectioner Extraordinaire @ Pulau Pinang

No guts no glory.Got Shit cake,got story.
How else would one describe the very 'affectionate" Mohd Ghani, the mamu pulau pinang,who outwardly looks so cute and cuddly as a teddy bear,what with his neatly kept nice,trim beard,but the instant someone really gets his gall,transforms into the Walrus of Lebuh Tek Soon,consumed by the sole objective of dunking someone's head in Komtar's toilet bowl even with 20 policemen restraining him?
If it were me,I'd rather choose the toilets at the hawker centre near Heng Ee roundabout,for that added yucks factor....or if that is too far,drag the ' like father like son ' brylcreemed hairdoness to scour the drains surrounding Chit Teow Lor .
And while he's at his bullying best,why not target Ng Wei Aik too? Well,perhaps he's not THAT stupid .After all it takes two madmen to cause an accident,I always believe.He must know its much easier to smear a muzzled lapdog than a schizophrenic Alsatian

Publicity mad,creative,failure,nothing to do,unrelentless madman,maniac,lunatic,crazy,mid life crisis,rebel with a stupid cause,nyanyuk,brave------public opinion is divided about him.
Like it or not,jam causing or not,many would stop to gawk,tourists would take pictures,tongues will wag and aunties giggle at the sight of him trying to huff and puff and blow Komtar down (that is if his lungs don't collapse or his heart gives up on him first....whoah that would be dramatic).
A classic case of David versus Goliath
Or Vade versus Banchang kuih.
More relevant,make it Tuan Toilet Duck versus Sir Jamban.

To think it all started when his customer base dwindled.From a trader who was ekking an everyday living to infamy.Maybe he can't take the increasing number of cars honking at him on the road.Or he's gone limp between the sheets.
Who knows...maybe Mr Frustrasi earns more $$,and fulfillment these days pulling off childish pranks like these.

Seeing that he adores the colour black,the number four,his fetish for shit and death related paraphernalia ,plus his affinity for being the Yelling Pavarotti of Prangin,I wish him all the best in all his feng shui unfriendly,bad luck accumulating endeavours,that makes Penang so much more interesting and arresting.
All the world may be his stage, but when his long winded encore, leaves traders afuming as business comes to a standstill,local audiences will grit their teeth,stuff in the earplugs and keep their pangsaichua crossed hoping someone will relegate him to life behind some bucket system.

Look MG,we don't like the way DAP is running and ruining Penang,neither do we enjoy seeing the Gaddafi like fat ugly female blogger bodyguard escorting the high ranking Nerd,like a nurse shark everywhere he goes,just as much as you,but we'd rather pool our resources to sponsor your one way ticket to ship you out to Timbuktu just as soon..
So we never have to face the traumatising sight of an uncle with nicely ironed shirts,screaming on nationwide telly and have our boring uneventful lives back again..

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Unsavoury Birthday Cakes For Guan Eng
(9th dec,2011)

GEORGE TOWN: Penang’s ‘king of protest’ Mohamed Ghani Abd Jiman is not leaving Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng in peace — not even on the latter’s birthday.
Mohamed Ghani, who has been described as the biggest thorn in Lim’s side, tried to hand over four sponge cakes in the shape of human excreta to Lim at Komtar on his 51st birthday yesterday.
He also brought along what was initially thought to be a cake in the shape of the number ‘4’ which was made of polystyrene and covered in black-coloured cream.
Only when he cut this cake was it revealed that it was polystyrene underneath the cream.
“This is to show that the Pakatan Rakyat state government looked nice on the outside but was fake on the inside,” said Mohamed Ghani who is Pertubuhan Suara Anak-Anak Malaysia chairman.
He said the number ‘4’ symbolised Pakatan entering into its fourth year of administration in Penang which he claimed would be its last year.
Mohamed Ghani, who was accompanied by four of his members, was however unable to deliver the cakes as Lim’s politicial secretary Zairil Khir Johari said Lim’s birthday was a personal matter.
“Neither Lim, who is on his way back from an official visit to Taiwan, nor any of the staff from the state government will be receiving any gifts from the public,” he said, adding that members of the public who wished to present gifts could do so by donating to any charitable cause.
The door on Level Three of Komtar which leads to the lifts going up to the state government’s offices was locked to prevent Mohamed Ghani and his entourage from entering.
Ten police officers, who were stationed at the lobby, ordered the group and reporters to disperse 25 minutes after they arrived at noon.
Mohamed Ghani left the four sponge cakes at the guard counter at the door before leaving.
He said the edible chocolate-flavoured cakes, costing RM78 in total, were meant to symbolise that Lim was “running the state like s....”
He said he would send Lim another present for Christmas later this month. He and members of several Malay non-governmental organisations had also given three black cakes to Lim as birthday present last December.