Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Miss Universe 2011.My two cents

Lots have been wondering why Deborah Henry didn't win.

Now,in my eyes,the main problem is this.
Apparently the only girls fit in our eyes to represent the country have to fulfill the following unspoken rule criterias
1. Have excellent command of the English language
2. Preferably have half Mat Salleh mixed blood,Seranis will rank highly
3. Possess fair skin
4. Can get along with their gang of girls

Therefore all those with great enthuasiasm,raw skills and heart,those that truly represent the spirit of Malaysia and all of its Malaysianness,would be excluded,only to be replaced by boring candidates of Miss Henry's calibre.All because the organisers cannot see past ethnic slangs.

Seen her hosting Bella on Ntv7?
You'll know what I mean.Yawnnnnnnnn
Gosh come to think of it,all the hosts on that show are so exceptionally full of themselves.It's like evesdropping on their daily Datinismship crusade.Zzzzzzzz
Occasionally we get to see 2 former beauty queens who look increasingly more and more like MEN.Sure you know who I'm talking about right?
Zzzzzzzzzz.

Miss Henry's too guarded,too obedient schoolgirl pageant type,always thinking of her best angles to show off to the camera that we can even spot her thinking just by looking at her eyes.Imagine that.

In short just a decorative piece of kayu....embedded with a brain that's constantly on THINK mode.
Wait a second....isn't that what makes a Bimbo?
Yeah now I get it.That's it.That's what's wrong.
A thinking bimbo always comes off worse than a Bimbo with nothing clouding her brains.Now don't get me wrong.She knows her stuff,but its the way she carries it off that makes her so downright uninteresting to watch.
You feel compelled to fondle some needles or sharp objects.

Miss Universe and Miss World have been under the same family like forever.
This year,the formerly baby fat girl who managed to slim down,dared put her last dollar down on Deborah.
Well baby,you may have won over the Lion city with your weight loss,but it really boils down to this...you lost your wager.
So don't go blaming it on Trump or anyone else.
Don't whisper we were robbed just cos Miss Angola  is a dark beauty.
You got your winning Singaporean copied surefire formula wrong.Like totally.
They want a woman who represents them,not one that you or your momma think best represents your (what you alone think )are your winning alter egos.
She may be stunning but has that very irritating look of great expectations where one feels she thinks everything is going to just fall into her lap.Acting like it were her fifth consecutive prom award night.

No amount of fiesty walking coaching sessions can mold her uberly ugly thighs when she walks.Funny cos it looks alright when she poses for the cameras.

Deb's got a pretty face alright,but she just doesn't have the IT factor.
All too nice yet meek and unconfidently nerdish till it comes off as too fake.

Conclusion :

Long as the same family stills holds on to both franchises,the results will be miserably the same.

Fail year in year out