For just under $13 you get to experience what
- Jelak means
- At the same moment shivers start running down your spine
- Together with brain freeze
- That comes with a once in a lifetime experience of extreme desperation,to have to share your one straw with a minimum of 5 others unfortunate enough to be in your company,since you obviously cannot finish this enormous beverage on your own
- You are privileged to witness the revelation of raw unadulterated,unfiltered taste of the ingredients,in a similar vein to what the chinese call a very "green" aftertaste.As though someone just mowed the lawn and sprinkled the shavings into your cup
- You are rest assured too,of a horrible eau de banana scent that lingers over almost every drink
- with a complimentary Betul-betul kurang-kurang-kurang manis topped off with a teramat kurang gula effect, that can beat any kiamsap kopitiam owner here
- All served up by the unsmiling,unfriendly,uninterested staff due to the fact that they lead an unsweetened life behind the counter
- ang mohs like bananas so much?
- are the aussies so lazy they'd willingly pay for a home made no skill required DIY style drink?
- how on earth a greenish aftertaste makes one feel healthy and not sickly?
- If it really is low fat,how come it feels so rich?
- how the %^& can this be No.1 in Australia ?
- what the hell everyone must think of you as you keep sticking your tongue out every now and then,Gene Simmons style
