Monday, October 18, 2010

The Day I Asked VKeong To Go Fly Kite

update :
the idiocy of this entire conversation gets even worse on my "Penang Where Not To Eat" facebook discussion page when another blogger who at first pretends to be a mere reader,joins in the fray.
Please excuse me if I may sound like a moron at most parts of the conversation.Sometimes we need to speakatheirlinguistico just to hammer the message into them once and for all.
Moral of the story?
Every blogger thinks their readers are dumb cos deep down they know that nobody reads their stuff except for other bloggers.Actually they (proof )read each others stuff so they can steal ideas from one another which makes them not only liars but thieves too hence briefly explaining the uprising of the Uncivil War that they have got going on today in cyberspace.
If the readers can string two sentences together in reply, it must mean that they are smart....not just the normal smart set they must be abnormally smart bloggers,
normal readers are just too darned plain stupid or suffer from finger rigor mortis to care to argue back.
And just in case you didn't know already...I am not a blogger.
This is a public service from me to other diners.
And to all you bloggers out there whom I have blocked ,asked to get lost ,repeatedly ignored,but can't seem to stop dropping in here to read(why hah?), please go eat more Iron pills then iron your face out on an ironing board so you feel ultra ironic over the above statement.
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This is a transcript lifted from the Penang Where Not To Eat facebook Discussion page under Pesky Food Bloggers Topic.It happened today and it's up to you to decide if I was harsh in asking him to go fly kite.Or a brat for being absolutely rude in my replies back to him.
I plucked out todays excerpt.
Wai Hoe Kellaw( an occasional food blogger) had just joined the page and I was replying to his posts when Vkeong decided to butt in.I found it extremely annoying bcos I did not want to be dragged into a bloggers war.
There are bloggers that are trying to distance themselves from me,and they do it by dissing me on forums and other methods which you may unravel as you trawl the net bcos they are being ostracised by their own kind who are casting a suspicious eye on them,thinking that they the popular bloggers are me.
As a result the day ended in me unliking him from my facebook and him unliking the page in retaliation.
That was pure childish spur of the moment action on my part,which isn't something I will be proud of.I will remember his kind wishes at the end which I have highlighted.
Oh well,life goes on.
Please go to facebook n see for yourselves.if it's not there then u may always refer back here.
And oh vkeong if you are reading this,with me posting this up,you can now rest in your laurels,safe that you won't get sidelined by your 'beloved' bloggers community no more since I have openly dissed you.

WAI HOE KELLAW
some are real good... and they know what to order...next is some of us pays for the meal instead of looking for free food... I pay for my food all the time unless the owner says otherwise. get what i mean?

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
i really think that reviewers should remain anonymous.that way you won't receive any special treatment or xtras that would inspire readers like me into retaliating by screaming to the entire world wide web that u cheated them into going to a lousy places.
of course in my case where the emphasis is on bad eating places that is a necessity.I don wan eat saliva or nose shit in my food


WAI HOE KELLAW
well if you read my blog you will find i screw food and events which are real bad... i used to be real popular for good reasons till i screw a nokia event and i became the center of attraction on twitter and blogs for the wrong reasons...I remain anon so i could actually observe better.. the owners tends to treat you better if they know.. and that is where at times the bloggers themselves get cheated by the owners which in turn writes to some how cheat the readers... get what i mean? at times it's not the bloggers fault because they were cheated too. i feel i am responsible to my readers too so i stand up for how i felt despite being criticized

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
erm...i gonna sound stupid but whats your blog

WAI HOE KELLAW
i just gave you on the other post... lolz

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
ok got it.u not one search engines much but dont worry if u r good I will put u on my list

LUM VOON KEONG
self-proclaim popular, lulwut.

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
who?

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
erm guys guys guys i hope u please don't turn this page into a arena for boxing each other.if u wanna do that please take a blunt butter knife and go elsewhere like outside some newspaper office (china press would be good)while wearing T-shirts printed with your blogsites 

LUM VOON KEONG
your creation of this page is already an arena between you and the restaurants you deem fail. so what you said is kinda ironic don't you think?anyway imma outta here. ciao.

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
oh thank goodness u have some common sense....but remember if u ever think u wanna stick your head in here again dont turn this into an arena to spite bloggers u already have a grudge on from the whatever issues of competitive blogging u guys have going on.
THIS IS A PENANG WHERE NOT TO EAT PAGE.
NOT WHICH BLOGGER VS WHAT BLOGGER PAGE

LUM VOON KEONG
eh, you yourself are also a blogger now la. you have a blog called borhorchiak. and in the blog you are already openly criticizing the other bloggers, and in here as well. again the irony is strong.
btw I am jz trying to troll the dude up there who think he's famous. get a reality check. you and I and everyone else are nobody.

HONEST FOOD CRITIC 
aiya...y u wanna so busybody here?u really so char siau with people that no agree wit u ah?
I put my entries on blog cos I cannot post longer than 1000 word post in facebook.get this tru your thick head....that expanded skull of yours let it sink in and register in your brain
THIS IS NEITHER A BLOGGER VS BLOGGER FACEBOOK
NOR A BLOGGER VS BLOGGER BLOGPAGE
THIS IS A PENANG WHERE NOT TO EAT FACEBOOK PAGE understand?stop acting like we r an in love couple like the uncle in chai leng park.go fly kite vkeong.please.take a really long string that reach to outer space wit u.
also the world is full of irony.it is not a straight line that has a picture perfect horizon each time.deal with it.
I never said I was anybody it's just that everybody knows u r somebody.and now I know that dude is much better than u though he likes to whine too.
there I've said my piece now can u pls shadap n go away?thanks

LUM VOON KEONG
you know what, I thought you were different. maybe someone who finally rose to the occasion to know what is going wrong in the penang food blogging and am doing something about it. But I think I thought too highly of you. Have fun in what you are doing, I am pretty sure it will end soon

HONEST FOOD CRITIC
oh yes this is how couples meet up n end up getting married I am sure of it too.