Potential brides to be,you want to be cautious as to whom you employ as your wedding planner because you want your day to end on a beautiful note ok?
Due to economic reasons,some will agree to hosting their wedding dinners at association halls,schools and such.
I'm sure you don't want to start a big fat quarrel on your wedding night,with you sulking in the corner just cos you took the organisers word for it when they promised you a great value package with singers,food,drinks and the works.
Pester them as much as possible for as much information that they can provide you,with regards to the performers,to prevent this from happening to you.
Just what am I rambling on about eh?
Well tonight,I attended a wild wedding dinner at the Han Chiang College where the Rela officers were only too willing to be,since there was a surprise waiting in store for them.
The event started off as cheesily as most Ah Beng and Ah Lian style dinners go,until the performers took to the stage and degenerated into an almost X rated stag party that's great for men,but bad news for husbands once they get home.
Which planet they materialised from I don't know,but the girls can inspire even mental men to hold umbrellas and dance in front of a makeshift stage under the onslaught of a full scale thunderstorm.
So scantily clad were they it might as well have been a Pattaya strip club one step short of a tiger show.
They kept the tiniest pantied singer for the finale by which time testestorones had peaked to an all time high,leading the meekest of men to starting scaling chairs,taking off their shirts before swinging their shirts atop their heads helicopter style,while happily pounding their crotch in the air,oblivious to the fact that there were KIDS,innocent kids in the midst.Tsk tsk tsk......
Fuelled by liqour,tight panties and wobbling contents encased inside ballooning bras,the men in the room became immune to the other females presence especially so the BLACK faced bride in the hall.
Thank goodness,the stage had no metal stick anywhere to be seen,if not,the uncles too would have pole danced just to show off their virility to the chagrin of their respective Home Ministers.
I pity the poor dear and wonder if she had made some great enemies in her lifetime and this was payback time for some rascal.
For your own sake,to ensure you won't be the laughing stock of your still unattached bffs for years to come and your mom in law will not give you hell cos your father in law had an erection in public which he tried to hide,by using HER handbag as cover,please VET your organiser/organising committee/wedding planner VERY CAREFULLY.
The list of questions you should be asking them are.....
1. Is there going to be a stage at the venue?
2. If yes will there be singers or performers?
3. What will the singers be wearing or not wearing at all?
4. Does the organiser think that a sequined peacock skirt that embraces yet reveals Victoria's Secret fashion is modest enough for a wedding?
5. Have the singers ever appeared in Hungry Ghost festival performances?
6. Check if the organiser knows that beachwear,underwear and tiny hot pants that look like bikinis are what one should not wear to weddings.
7. Does the singer like to add "HUH!" and "HAH!" to punctuate every sentence in the lyrics?
Expect to see some wringed ears tomorrow,courtesy of the ladies that took offence to their men's blatant showmanship onstage and off,on what was supposed to be the brides night,tonight.
Due to economic reasons,some will agree to hosting their wedding dinners at association halls,schools and such.
I'm sure you don't want to start a big fat quarrel on your wedding night,with you sulking in the corner just cos you took the organisers word for it when they promised you a great value package with singers,food,drinks and the works.
Pester them as much as possible for as much information that they can provide you,with regards to the performers,to prevent this from happening to you.
Just what am I rambling on about eh?
Well tonight,I attended a wild wedding dinner at the Han Chiang College where the Rela officers were only too willing to be,since there was a surprise waiting in store for them.
The event started off as cheesily as most Ah Beng and Ah Lian style dinners go,until the performers took to the stage and degenerated into an almost X rated stag party that's great for men,but bad news for husbands once they get home.
Which planet they materialised from I don't know,but the girls can inspire even mental men to hold umbrellas and dance in front of a makeshift stage under the onslaught of a full scale thunderstorm.
So scantily clad were they it might as well have been a Pattaya strip club one step short of a tiger show.
They kept the tiniest pantied singer for the finale by which time testestorones had peaked to an all time high,leading the meekest of men to starting scaling chairs,taking off their shirts before swinging their shirts atop their heads helicopter style,while happily pounding their crotch in the air,oblivious to the fact that there were KIDS,innocent kids in the midst.Tsk tsk tsk......
Fuelled by liqour,tight panties and wobbling contents encased inside ballooning bras,the men in the room became immune to the other females presence especially so the BLACK faced bride in the hall.
Thank goodness,the stage had no metal stick anywhere to be seen,if not,the uncles too would have pole danced just to show off their virility to the chagrin of their respective Home Ministers.
I pity the poor dear and wonder if she had made some great enemies in her lifetime and this was payback time for some rascal.
For your own sake,to ensure you won't be the laughing stock of your still unattached bffs for years to come and your mom in law will not give you hell cos your father in law had an erection in public which he tried to hide,by using HER handbag as cover,please VET your organiser/organising committee/wedding planner VERY CAREFULLY.
The list of questions you should be asking them are.....
1. Is there going to be a stage at the venue?
2. If yes will there be singers or performers?
3. What will the singers be wearing or not wearing at all?
4. Does the organiser think that a sequined peacock skirt that embraces yet reveals Victoria's Secret fashion is modest enough for a wedding?
5. Have the singers ever appeared in Hungry Ghost festival performances?
6. Check if the organiser knows that beachwear,underwear and tiny hot pants that look like bikinis are what one should not wear to weddings.
7. Does the singer like to add "HUH!" and "HAH!" to punctuate every sentence in the lyrics?
Expect to see some wringed ears tomorrow,courtesy of the ladies that took offence to their men's blatant showmanship onstage and off,on what was supposed to be the brides night,tonight.
