Tuesday, March 15, 2011

M.A.C. Cosmetics Wonder Woman Campaign

This has to do with a worldwide cosmetic range launch.
How did the madcap cam-pain come to feature on this unglamorous page?
Well let's just say we were trudging to dinner when we came across a perplexingly unvoluptous being,so world's apart from Marvel's poster pin up Wonder Woman and her unashamed to be large posteriored self.

On this side of the world too,can one get models who starve themselves halfway to death or purge their insides with the help of should-be-banned Kelantanese herbs or jamu,Chinese steroids charading as herbal concoctions and doctor prescribed meant for the obese medication.

Unless the said model is earning megabuckaroos like Amber Chia,to stuff a lady with the front described as an aeroplane's landing strip,without breast enhancement intervention,into a loosely spandex like material,that fully covers yet totally enhances her skeletal frame,would make just about anyone loose their appetite.

Just where exactly did I spot this horrifying and ghastly creature?
In Gurney Plaza,dressed in a tiara,gold turtle necked bodysuit,red full length tights and matching big knickers,with hair frozen like a limestone waterfall,strutting around in scarlet boots.
Gaaahhh....I could barely look for I was developing cataract on the spot!

'She' looked like Michael Jackson in his Egyptian video,dressed in shimmery drag with two Ghee Hiang tau sar pneah biscuits(yea those were her real tits) sticking out from under her skinny golden chest,rising from atop her Chingay toothpick pole legs.

One kid stood rooted to the spot for an entire minute before bursting out in tears,some passing young men were 'pointing' out her 'lack' of feminine assets.
A twosome of Mac fans feigned disinterest,other horrified ones stayed away.
The SHE-woman finally got so fed-up,she turned her back on us giggling zoo loving baffoons.

Whose big tutup aurat idea was this?come on....pure horror personified!

Plainly it was an aneroxic scarefest skinsuit with thick halloween Mac-up on.
Nothing to be admired,every reason to mock an insane diet.

If you wanna google the pictures,bear in mind that you might find some bustier on top ang moh ones at the KL event.The attire however remains the same.
This is where your imagination comes into play.
Try imagining our Asian airport runway dolls poured into these ridiculous costumes.
If anyone had their mouths wide open it was due to shock,gaping at their bones,not wonder-ing about the products.

Shivers aside I have to admit, two nagging questions swam around in my head,during the moment I was frozen in time......

 I WONDER if she was a WOMAN? 

 I WONDER if those were real tau sar pneahs?