Friday, March 18, 2011

Thieving Customers

You know how many times we joked about ta pauing some delicious sauces from our favourite shops?
Or when we are at a function and there is so much leftover food,we wish we had brought a tiffin or tupperware?
Mc D's would be the place where most of us honed our art of taking straws and condiments F.O.C.when we were mere tweenagers.

Since most people can't consume more of what they want on the spot,it gets the better of them.
They start to take,squirrel and siphon small amounts before they get bolder and take more.

Well one couple can never step back into this outlet again,for the owner got so pissed off,he plastered their photos up on the walls.
If you want to argue,you can't exactly say that it is stealing.
Cos they did pour the sauce into a container inside a bag and not take the entire bottle itself.
I would think that they could sue him for embarassing them but I don't think that they will be that stupid two times in a row.

So all you closet 'thieves' out there,business owners have a limit to their patience too.
We really won't symphatise with you,cos most times,those itchy fingered ones are quiet well off.

Since we are one the subject of the well off and their obsessive compulsive stealing habits I shall now tell you a true story.
This fella,a former headmaster is worth millions.
Very lowkey,dresses so badly and shabbily you would never know he was worth that much.
Anyway,one day he decided that he wanted to landscape his new home,
one that housed the TWO sisters he married.
Hell yea,he really did that and those two old ahmoi's didn't care a damn about that icky feeling of sharing your hubby with sis.oh yucks.

So okay,he wanted to landscape his new castle.
Any guesses what he did?
He commanded his workers to drive a truck to an area that had been newly planted and lined with palm trees and other nice little plants by the municipal council.
They stripped the area of prized red palms,flowering shrubs and took it all back to his Royal Thieveness.
Just so you know,this former HM is NOT from Penang but also stays in a beach side community.

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China Press reported that the operator of noodle shop famous for its chilli pan mee,displayed photos of a couple who he said he stolen chilli sauce from his shop.
The operator said the photos were taken from a closed-circuit television camera which captured the couple in the act in December last year in Kuala Lumpur.
The operator said the couple poured a bottle of chilli sauce into a bag before leaving his shop.