The morning western stall that I am referring to is not the same as the rather expensive western stall that operates at night.Two different operators conduct their business from the same premises but at different times.It's the morning one that gets my gall.
Customers that come to this coffeeshop usually go for their loh mee.When the entire family arrives,some will inadvertly opt for the western since most western breakfast stalls in Penang are not bad.
Let me tell you that this stall is just perfect for models,people with serious health problems,health freaks and diet maniacs.
Nothing has a single trace of oil on it.Not the egg,not the bacon nor the sausage.The bread is so dry it might is well be white rye bread.Even the margarine is dry as an abandoned well like the two old birds that run the place.How on earth they did that is beyond me.Maybe they treated the margarine with a compound of cholesterol busting pills.
Food devoid of oil is devoid of taste.Disgusting as eating paper shaped like a cheng beng offering.
Being so fastidious about any trace of oil may pay dividens when one is young.When you hit fifty however it is a different scenario altogether.
Tell me how many of you men have wondered who the sweet sexy lithe miniskirted figure belonged to(thinking she was 19),hit the throttle a little harder and all of a sudden you go into shock because she's got the unwrinkled face of an old witch ?
Well dining here will do this to you ladies.Men will admire you when you are sixty because your figure is still super sexy from the back but when they crash their motor into the drain, it's not because you look so super hawt,but because they can't believe that you're endowed with the full frontal of an unnaturally haggard grandmother that looks like she's been drained of any moisture.
You made them feel so downright dirty that they actually fantasized about your youthful looking back but unmistakably nenek aura,the shivers you send down their spine will see to it that they need chiropractic intervention afterwards.
Customers that come to this coffeeshop usually go for their loh mee.When the entire family arrives,some will inadvertly opt for the western since most western breakfast stalls in Penang are not bad.
Let me tell you that this stall is just perfect for models,people with serious health problems,health freaks and diet maniacs.
Nothing has a single trace of oil on it.Not the egg,not the bacon nor the sausage.The bread is so dry it might is well be white rye bread.Even the margarine is dry as an abandoned well like the two old birds that run the place.How on earth they did that is beyond me.Maybe they treated the margarine with a compound of cholesterol busting pills.
Food devoid of oil is devoid of taste.Disgusting as eating paper shaped like a cheng beng offering.
Being so fastidious about any trace of oil may pay dividens when one is young.When you hit fifty however it is a different scenario altogether.
Tell me how many of you men have wondered who the sweet sexy lithe miniskirted figure belonged to(thinking she was 19),hit the throttle a little harder and all of a sudden you go into shock because she's got the unwrinkled face of an old witch ?
Well dining here will do this to you ladies.Men will admire you when you are sixty because your figure is still super sexy from the back but when they crash their motor into the drain, it's not because you look so super hawt,but because they can't believe that you're endowed with the full frontal of an unnaturally haggard grandmother that looks like she's been drained of any moisture.
You made them feel so downright dirty that they actually fantasized about your youthful looking back but unmistakably nenek aura,the shivers you send down their spine will see to it that they need chiropractic intervention afterwards.
