The old 'lady' that runs the stall and her helpers,all look like a family of gangsters from the old slum that used to stand where the Fettes Residence now rises.
I foresee some trouble brewing between her,her gang of loutish family members and the jagung bakar stall next to her.So far they've been playing "let's see who gets here first"to get to their respective but illegal lots on the road frontal.
Anyway,you buy her goreng pisang that comes fresh out of the blackened broken down and cancer candidate smoking oil because no other chinese stall sells this other than one from a mobile van a few kilometres down the Tanjong Bungah road.
Then you take a bite after you pay her for your purchase.
If you dare protest and proceed to tell her that her stuff is "lu eh eu ko borhochiak"(it's so oily and not nice)and grumble "chin kui eh"(so expensive),she will all of a sudden turn into the Lorong Selamat's devil twin sister.
She'll set the record straight with you once and for all and with a LSLY look from the corner of her fat face,will tell you "lu borsukak kee pak ooi beh lah"(you don't like you go elsewhere and buy lah)
So if you are desperately craving for chinese style goreng pisang,and still go ahead and buy it from her,just shadap or else......
I foresee some trouble brewing between her,her gang of loutish family members and the jagung bakar stall next to her.So far they've been playing "let's see who gets here first"to get to their respective but illegal lots on the road frontal.
Anyway,you buy her goreng pisang that comes fresh out of the blackened broken down and cancer candidate smoking oil because no other chinese stall sells this other than one from a mobile van a few kilometres down the Tanjong Bungah road.
Then you take a bite after you pay her for your purchase.
If you dare protest and proceed to tell her that her stuff is "lu eh eu ko borhochiak"(it's so oily and not nice)and grumble "chin kui eh"(so expensive),she will all of a sudden turn into the Lorong Selamat's devil twin sister.
She'll set the record straight with you once and for all and with a LSLY look from the corner of her fat face,will tell you "lu borsukak kee pak ooi beh lah"(you don't like you go elsewhere and buy lah)
So if you are desperately craving for chinese style goreng pisang,and still go ahead and buy it from her,just shadap or else......
