Monday, November 7, 2011

LK Western Food @ Jln Air Itam traffic light junction

The long haired never sweaty bartendress is such an eyeful who revells in wearing skimpy clothing as she works her nuts off to give you a nice blend of her erm sweet juices.
You'll never notice her attire if she were to firmly stand behind the counter.But since she really needs to let everyone know she's got some goods in all the right places,hence she will step out every now and then into the spotlight and allow all and sundry to admire her svelte sexy figure like this were a Brazilian beach hut bar.
She can be so sizzling that as you take a gulp of your bubble cha,you'll notice your parched throat welcomes the heavenly waterfall gushing down to cool down your overheated insides.
Doesn't matter if the menu shows that the drinks SHOULD come in proper glasses when in actual fact it arrives firmly wrapped like a tight condom waiting to be popped open what with Miss Copacobana strutting her butt in front of you.
Even as us women cannot seem to take our eyes off while we inspect her from head to toe trying to find an inch of fat or some fault somewhere rather unsuccessfully,we notice two miang mechanic/internet addicts freaks sipping their cha peculiarly in an obessively slowed down pace only to quickly finish up when she calls it a day.
As we breathe a sigh of relief,what with miss sex bomb gone,our mushroom soup comes and to our surprise,we find it quite agreeable.(Update:.on a second visit,we found the soup to be inconsistent,so not recommended either)
Spirits up,we look forward to the main course (we ordered a set you see).Of course the first thing we attack are the fries.These are good.
Next to the meats.Frankly speaking,this is done up as badass as the "western food in the chinese temple at mount erksine".The grills are terrible,as if dipped in cornflour just before grilling and the chops are super crunchy hard.Freshness is there,but it just doesn't taste right.In fact I would label their main courses as a total failure.
To make matters worse,they decided to combine a strange concoction of black pepper sauce together with mushroom sauce vomitted on top of your dish .
Please,if you ever decide to come here,just come here for the temptress,the airconditioned environment,the pleasant drinks and some small snacks.
If the main course was worth it,we wouldn't have minded the $100 bill nor would this outlet have ended up on this page for the whole world to see.