MUST HAVE kangkong dish
horrible,terrible,crap,bullshit,disgusting,smelly,pongs,incredulously highly recommended exclusively by what I suspect to be impoverished born Penang bloggers,cos the rest of us,simply cannot take this damn blady vegetable dish that looks like your mother washed her green shredded dishcloth which some monkey from the botanical gardens had 'berak' on top garnished with diluted kiamhu shavings and rancid oil that smells like expired chinese walnuts.
Headache and vomit inducing.
Pak Poh Drumstick
spotted sickly pre frozen chicken with tongkwai and cordyceps sauce,intended to bounce you back to health in a strange way cos it comes off bitter as bittergourd.Once it goes down your throat you bounce up from your table ramrod straight like an eunuch vampire drained of blood.
Should only be consumed alone with rice and nothing else or else your tummy will do the water sprout dance on you.
Soups
weak,not rich,sickly,natural sweetness that might reverse your health into a disorder.
Tauhoo with fish dish
even a teenage scout attempting this dish for the first time,can cook better than this.
Eating here
Is so bad,even their staff look forward to greedily wolfing away at the delicious prawn crackers sold by a mobile hawker just outside their shop.
Makes you healthy if all you eat is a lettuce leaf a day or you grew up in extreme poverty
Detoxes you cos your bowels feel so clean and tongue devoid of culinary fulfillment,ten million galaxies apart from the A grade sparkling walls here.
Is a wonderful life changing experience if you have just stepped out of the trenches of World War II
Could possibly change your DNA structure and gene makeup,turning you into a stomach contortionist with possible lifelong conjunctivitis
Don't
Just don't believe a word those liars in cyberspace and the papers ever tell you about how great and nostalgic the food in this is place.This is a place which is reserved strictly for those used to worse than bland foods or health freaks afraid to die from consuming salt and every condiment except for herbs.
Don't waste your time and don't waste your life wittling away as you die eating the grossly overrated dishes here
Total cost is not expensive but just don't be tempted to stop here.
This is badder than bad.So bad it makes bad look good.
So outrageous that they dare vouch for it.Such an embarassment for them to think that this is indeed good at all.
Good grief,just go ahead and poison us all,already.
horrible,terrible,crap,bullshit,disgusting,smelly,pongs,incredulously highly recommended exclusively by what I suspect to be impoverished born Penang bloggers,cos the rest of us,simply cannot take this damn blady vegetable dish that looks like your mother washed her green shredded dishcloth which some monkey from the botanical gardens had 'berak' on top garnished with diluted kiamhu shavings and rancid oil that smells like expired chinese walnuts.
Headache and vomit inducing.
Pak Poh Drumstick
spotted sickly pre frozen chicken with tongkwai and cordyceps sauce,intended to bounce you back to health in a strange way cos it comes off bitter as bittergourd.Once it goes down your throat you bounce up from your table ramrod straight like an eunuch vampire drained of blood.
Should only be consumed alone with rice and nothing else or else your tummy will do the water sprout dance on you.
Soups
weak,not rich,sickly,natural sweetness that might reverse your health into a disorder.
Tauhoo with fish dish
even a teenage scout attempting this dish for the first time,can cook better than this.
Eating here
Is so bad,even their staff look forward to greedily wolfing away at the delicious prawn crackers sold by a mobile hawker just outside their shop.
Makes you healthy if all you eat is a lettuce leaf a day or you grew up in extreme poverty
Detoxes you cos your bowels feel so clean and tongue devoid of culinary fulfillment,ten million galaxies apart from the A grade sparkling walls here.
Is a wonderful life changing experience if you have just stepped out of the trenches of World War II
Could possibly change your DNA structure and gene makeup,turning you into a stomach contortionist with possible lifelong conjunctivitis
Don't
Just don't believe a word those liars in cyberspace and the papers ever tell you about how great and nostalgic the food in this is place.This is a place which is reserved strictly for those used to worse than bland foods or health freaks afraid to die from consuming salt and every condiment except for herbs.
Don't waste your time and don't waste your life wittling away as you die eating the grossly overrated dishes here
Total cost is not expensive but just don't be tempted to stop here.
This is badder than bad.So bad it makes bad look good.
So outrageous that they dare vouch for it.Such an embarassment for them to think that this is indeed good at all.
Good grief,just go ahead and poison us all,already.
