As long as you stick to the drive in counter and never EVER use the toilet next to the cashiers,you will remain an innocent virgin.
The toilet is forever clogged and gross, floating with human by products donated by the desperately in need or those who have a phobia towards flushing handles.
If you really,really have to dine in however please stay downstairs and keep your experience short and sweet.
DO NOT head upstairs.
Why?
Well the place upstairs attracts teens from the many schools in the vicinity like bees to honey.
If the TV3 office were located next door,this place would be featured fairly regularly on some moral decay programme.The anti valentine ustazah would definitely tut tut this too.
Reason?
This is where Hormonal teens like to congregate.
You don't need to fly and endure a shItty AA flight to Paris to see lovers locked in embrace,nor head onto Haadyai for a 'show'.
Our teenagers will show you(only if you are another teenager) just how it is done here,in uniform on schooldays and in casual clothes on weekends.
(Just imagine if one cctv recording falls into the clutches of our VCD pirates.All the adults on the island would want to watch this)
I don't want to elaborate further,just that if you are holier than thou parents who have forgotten what puppy love is and you have a teenage daughter who INSISTS on having some 'clean' 'fun time' here hanging out with her 'friends'as they are 'studying' or HAVE to complete a 'school project' in this outlet,(think I have given enough hints of keywords to watch out for,parents)
you might want to entertain the thought of her and her pickle,beef n onion loving infatuation of the moment exploring each others cavities in public.
In case you didn't already know,our teenage girls are not promiscous,it's just that their cell number gets passed around EVERY single boys schools on the island(oh?you didn't know that?),whom apparently message them enmass for a response,which leads to a torrid hook up here (cos there's wifi mah).
Yea,you heard me,don't just blame the pimply dingdongs......as long as the Juliets don't initiate or give the final OK,the Casanovas will keep their distance one signal away.Once the wispy Romeos get the green light........remember,
Adults please stay downstairs for two reasons
1. To avoid making them 'Steam'
2. To avoid having our already messed up heads ending up more corrupted knowing our young cyborgs are hell bent on a softdrink/fries fuelled mission to copulate mars and venus .
Wonder if Facebook will be blamed for a population explosion after this?
The toilet is forever clogged and gross, floating with human by products donated by the desperately in need or those who have a phobia towards flushing handles.
If you really,really have to dine in however please stay downstairs and keep your experience short and sweet.
DO NOT head upstairs.
Why?
Well the place upstairs attracts teens from the many schools in the vicinity like bees to honey.
If the TV3 office were located next door,this place would be featured fairly regularly on some moral decay programme.The anti valentine ustazah would definitely tut tut this too.
Reason?
This is where Hormonal teens like to congregate.
You don't need to fly and endure a shItty AA flight to Paris to see lovers locked in embrace,nor head onto Haadyai for a 'show'.
Our teenagers will show you(only if you are another teenager) just how it is done here,in uniform on schooldays and in casual clothes on weekends.
(Just imagine if one cctv recording falls into the clutches of our VCD pirates.All the adults on the island would want to watch this)
I don't want to elaborate further,just that if you are holier than thou parents who have forgotten what puppy love is and you have a teenage daughter who INSISTS on having some 'clean' 'fun time' here hanging out with her 'friends'as they are 'studying' or HAVE to complete a 'school project' in this outlet,(think I have given enough hints of keywords to watch out for,parents)
you might want to entertain the thought of her and her pickle,beef n onion loving infatuation of the moment exploring each others cavities in public.
In case you didn't already know,our teenage girls are not promiscous,it's just that their cell number gets passed around EVERY single boys schools on the island(oh?you didn't know that?),whom apparently message them enmass for a response,which leads to a torrid hook up here (cos there's wifi mah).
Yea,you heard me,don't just blame the pimply dingdongs......as long as the Juliets don't initiate or give the final OK,the Casanovas will keep their distance one signal away.Once the wispy Romeos get the green light........remember,
Adults please stay downstairs for two reasons
1. To avoid making them 'Steam'
2. To avoid having our already messed up heads ending up more corrupted knowing our young cyborgs are hell bent on a softdrink/fries fuelled mission to copulate mars and venus .
Wonder if Facebook will be blamed for a population explosion after this?
