Wong Kok Kitchen @ Gurney Plaza

I should have known better when I saw Ayam Masak Merah on the menu in this supposed to be Hongkong cuisine restaurant.
The place is almost always half full,other times empty and now I know why after I dined here today.

Almost every diner here is a first time suckertomer.
Most never end up finishing the food on the plate as well as their drink, because it is unimaginably undrinkable and uneatable.
Sucktomers share a common affliction.
They cannot muster up a smile after eating here.They play with their chopstick and push the food around hoping to find a dignified ending to this mistake of a miserable eating experience.


Verdict :
No.1 champion for B grade.
Berak.
Behlim.
Behchiak.


Foods : Berak.Behchiak.Waste of time lausai inducing food using the worst Hongkong recipe ever,with taste fit for Longkang.

Drinks : Behlim.Penang's most flat tasting lousy clueless drinks made by the most stupid talentless aunty in the drink department using all the worst drinks chemistry passed down by toilet cleaners.


So called Hongkong milk tea - watered down crap that tastes more like half a Cameron Highland underwear teabag after you add sugar.


So called dry Hongkong wantan mee - boric acid crap served with prawn wantan mixed with smelly armpit,fatty parts of unfresh,disgusting tasting pork ,poured over with light sweet soya sauce that tastes like absolute shit.


Char siew sou (pastry) - inside filling is ok. But the pastry is like 5 layers of envelope soaked in flour and baked in the microwave


Ice blended grape drink - uninspiring ribena laced with crushed ice


Portions : zero value for money,tiny,pathetic,only filling if you order 3 portions of the same dish.I think even sewer rats will snub the food here.

9-5pm Sex appointments @ Massage,Health and Reflexology Centres in Penang

There is an inactive forum on the web that lists out the names of providers and venues where to get them.
They inform the members how to canvas for sex services from masseurs.
They compare each individuals experience in bed with whichever woman or girl,recommend and beg for numbers of those with satisfaction guaranteed.
What positions they manage to get them in,each girls speciality,every detail in full.

The posts will require you to decipher what abbreviations like BJ,NL,HJ,FJ,AR,PRC mean on the extras menu.

You will be shocked to know that these leeches urge other newcomers to pay not more than $100 lest they spoil the 'market'.
Anything above is too expensive unless the cattle is european.

Well ladies,what's worrying is the manner in which menfolk are sowing their wild oats during working hours or in extreme cases,just before a family gathering.
And how some moan about dirty,paper thin walls on the love brothels and how revolting the stench of the vagina is ,yet it is a hard habit to break no matter how bad the experience.

It could be your husband,boyfriend,neighbour,colleague.

Please take a look and tell me you're not worried you might end up catching something.

Amongst the most notorious venues mentioned in this forum are Waterfall hotel spa, Summit Hotel BM,Paris Hotel,Savoy,Cathay,Malaysia hotel spa,Grand Paradise,Red Rock,Thye Wan,Cititel ,even Deluxcious and a flat in Air Itam as well as Batu Bukit.

Thus,if your man likes to hang out in these places for whatever reason,it's best to leave him to screw himself,his health and his life up.

Here is the 129 page link ..

http://forum.cityxguide.com/topic/penang

I am highlighting this because of this report in The Star where the staff of the reflexology centre in Bayan Baru (a shoplot near Queensbay Mall) are up in arms with the cold and heartless owner over unpaid wages,seized passports and insane working conditions.
And he shoots back by insinuating that they are making more money on the side by having their way with the men they are photographed with.
I don't buy his story,after all he did admit to helping her send $60k back ?

http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2012/3/29/north/11010214&sec=north

Read both and be informed.

Kim Maou Cafe @ Cintra Street,Penang (night)

This shop is known for Snakehead fish or Haruan fish head noodles.
It is harder to spot these days as there is no signboard and it is no longer occupying the corner lot.

Although I have no complaints about the taste,the bittergourd syndrome on Cintra Street is so infectious especially since the mother virus comes from across Sin Sun Vood (the shop that has a night hawker selling Sang Yee chicken porridge),so strong that even the new pretty girl chopping chicken there looks like the pony tailed shopowners apprentice in making,till everyone here too is afflicted except for the old short terribly short sighted aunty server.

Portion is pathetic,order for 2 if you need to eat for one.
Be prepared to get service with absolutely no smile.

This particular street is certainly one of the most unfriendly,cannot smile because gold will drop out of their teeth,quarters on Penang island.

According to local gossip,he closed down for sometime due to illness.

Now that he's back,grinning,smiling,cheer and laughter stubbornly remain at the bottom of his list of a most fulfilling day to being another Cintra Street ambassador of Unhappy.

Solar Panel Plant @ Batu Kawan

I can't believe they managed to keep this under wraps and concentrate on Lynas.
Neither can I believe that no one is protesting over this issue.
Dogs with scalded behinds rank higher than their human brethen for their innate ability to milk funds out of foreign sympathisers.

All I know is that the current brylcreem gang is going around our wetmarkets and handing out communist style boring newspapers doled out by horny looking unkept housewives who ask you if you want it in English or Chinese.
I gave her the F sign

And then some bafoon from the other side,squeals that there's another plant already established in Kulim by his baffoonmates as well as up and running in other parts of Malaysia.Great.
Letting the cat out of the bag all boils down to who lost the contract and who secured it.

The article below is taken from a blog with a strong affinity to the egotistical political party with the kissable  weapon, but they have a point here so do take time out to read ....

(lifted from stopthelies.my)

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SOS – Great health risk put under wraps by Guan Eng

Penangites better be warned that great health risk is lurking at your doorsteps. A massive RM2.2bil solar panel manufacturing plant had been given the go ahead by the State government.
And this was despite that a plant with similar manufacturing operations in China was forced to close down not too long ago because of health risks.
The reason – effluent from a large solar cell manufacturer in Zhejiang Province had wiped out a local fishing industry. It is a known fact that the manufacturing of Photovoltaics would pollute the environment and affect human health.
A similar threat is now looming over the Province Wellesley people in Penang where a similar plant is being built in Batu Kawan. Their fate is now in the hands of the Penang government to stop the setting up of the plant.
Although Robert Bosch GmbH claims it is delaying construction of the plant, its president for South East Asia Martin Hayes had said that the company remained committed in the construction of the plant in Penang.
However there are contradictions here. InvestPenang general manager Loo Lee Lian had said that the state government would do its best to expedite the solar panel project.
She also said that Robert Bosch had started to make payments to fulfill the terms and conditions of the sale of the 80-acre site for the plant in Batu Kawan.
Construction of the plant was scheduled to start end of last year with production process to begin end of 2013.
Ironically Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng had been vocal on the Lynas rare earth plant in Gebeng but had failed to see the great significance and even greater health risk confronting the people with the setting up of a solar panel plant.
He had also pledged that he would never allow any rare earth plant to be built in Penang but surprisingly had closed a blind eye and given the nod to the solar panel manufacturing plant to be built.
Probably Guan Eng is suffering from temporary blindness or is adopting selective criticism on health hazard projects so long they are not located in states governed by Pakatan Rakyat.
But when unfavourable or danger projects are at the doorstep of Penang, Guan Eng as usual would turn a blind eye or worse still sing a different tune.
What is even more interesting is that unconfirmed reports had said that Robert Bosch was asked to “slow down” on its construction plans until DAP retains the state in the coming general election.
Does that mean that after the general election and if the DAP still holds the Chief Minister’s seat, then the project to build the plant could go ahead full steam, regardless that it poses health risk to the people.
If I may coin the slogan for DAP, it should be – Winning First, People Last, in comparison to Barisan Nasional’s 1Malaysia slogan People First, Performance Now.
For those who do not know the dangers of photovoltaic, below are some of the scientific findings about its dangers.

• Photovoltaics involves the conversion of sunlight into direct current (DC) electricity through the use of thin layers of materials known as semiconductors.
• Solar energy doesn’t pollute the environment when they generate electricity. But the manufacturing and waste-storage part involve hazardous and toxic chemicals.

One main area of concern is the waste chemicals and materials used and produced from the manufacturing process which include:

1. Lead: highly toxic to the central nervous system, endocrine system, cardiovascular system, and kidneys.
2. Brominated flame retardant like brominated diphenylethers (PBDEs) are recognized as toxic and carcinogenic. Described as endocrine disrupters.
3. Cadmium : extremely toxic. Cadmium is used in the manufacturing of Cadmium Telluride (CdTe) cells. Potential health impacts include kidney, liver, bone, and blood damage from ingestion and lung cancer from inhalation. The acute health effects from inhalation of Cadmium include pneumonitis, pulmonary edema, and death.
4. Sulphur Hexafluoride: used to clean the reactor used in silicon production. If it escapes,  it would be a very potent greenhouse gas.
5. Arsenic compounds increases risk of cancer.

These substances are harmless if safely contained and not leaked into the environment, but will be hazardous to health if not properly stored and handled.
There is also the concern of occupational hazard in the PV production line; a solar panel is made of pure silicon, a hard metalloid with a metallic luster that is basically harmless. However, inhaling silicon dust can cause harmful effects to the respiratory system and may result in silicosis, which are scars that form on lung tissue and interfere with oxygen transport.
Well I hope Guan Eng or his cronies read all of the above so that they cannot claim ignorance of the dangers of having a solar manufacturing plant.
Guan Eng owes an explanation to Penangites on why he had allowed such a plant to be set up in Penang when it obviously poses great health risk to the people.
He should also reveal how much did Robert Bosch paid for the 80-acre state land.
Was an Environmental Impact Assessment Study carried out before the approval was given to Robert Bosch to set up the plant.
If at all, no EIA was carried out, why was it overlooked when DAP is always the first to call for such studies to be done or is there more than what meets the eye. Let us have the answers?

Kedai Kopi Chang Jiang @ Pasir Puteh,Ipoh

Once upon a time,many years ago,when the locals were still brewing the coffee themselves,it was really,really,really,really good and the coffee was really,really,really,really,super,super,super,duper kau.

Today they got a muscular bangla and indon maids in the kitchen and things have gotten really,really,really,really bad.
Cos you see,when in Malaysia,the Indon maids like to hook up with the Bangla heroes that resemble the Hindustan macho men of their dreams.

Both get distracted by each other's sexuality and that results in a truly,truly,truly lousy cuppa that's really,really,really,really,really,really sweet.

Then,last time at night, also got some food stalls where the food was oklah can eat lah.

Now,you survey the stalls and you see that there is 777 pan mee that is churned out non stop.
So you order a bowl right?Cos you still don't believe that you cannot find a single edible non smelly bowl of noodles in Ipoh right?

Immediately after the first sip which is the pepper powder on top that you forgot to stir deep,deep,you hit your forehead and mix it up good,good.
You take the second sip and scratch your scalp cos it tastes like hot water with pepper.
You don't believe.
So you scoop,no fish,out the minced pork and to your utmost horror discover that it is done au natural with no salt,just sugar.Die.
Next you try your best to salvage your $3.80 for a dignified finish,poke around,lift out the noodles and take a small bite.
Your teeth gets hammered into your gums cos its texture is chewing gum hard and springy.

Not convinced,you order bah kut teh.Which should be renamed yuck kut sweet.

And satay which was tender because it was half cooked.

As if that was not bad enough,this coffeeshop is located opposite a dubious,ehem so called 'health spa' and that attracts grey haired horny double bended exotic meat gobbling for their libido leeches who think that everyone should hear how many CB's they have gone through as well as addressing each other by every chinese private part bad name they know.

So clever.

In the end what did I do?
Call 999 and hammer my frustration out on my keyboard from ICU.

Banana Cake Bitch & Mangkuk Maid @ Tesco,Tanjong Pinang

Let's just hope,you will never meet this duo.
Cos if you do,be prepared to elbow them.
Yes,even though the old one looks like a nice, retired government servant.
They're rude,obnoxious,siausui beings who should be kicked out of Penang.

What am I talking about eh?

You see,I witnessed this scene just now at Tesco,Tanjong Pinang.
Several women shamefully fighting over a $1 banana cake.

At night,the bread section draws human vultures who circle the area patiently,eagerly waiting for staff to stick on markdown stickers.
Whole packets of buns can be bought for as low as 82 cents.Pound cakes for $1.22.

Most of those waiting,are very civil and never fight over a bag, that someone else has touched or laid their hands on.
Ranging from white collar workers to labourers and retirees everyone takes only what they need.

Not this Banana Cake Chinese Mafia Bitch and her Mangkuk Tandas Indon Gangster Maid.
Earlier on,she had taken the whole pile of potato breads and piled them all in her trolley confident that they would be marked down.But that didn't happen, according to some earlier 'victims'of hers.
Eye witnesses say,she took enmass,wholesale everything off the counter top and pushed her trolley off to the shampoo section.When the boy didn't cooperate by putting the price tags on, she  'kindly' offloaded whatever had a yellow sticker onto another trolley and shoved the original trolley filled with no discount potato breads aside.

Frustrated but undettered she started to hound the guy holding the price tags.
The instant the price tag was applied onto the first cake,her eyes widened as if she had reached multiple orgasms and she quickly  reached out for the first packet.
Everyone around soon followed suit and were actually holding onto parts of the 4 remaining ones,when out of the blue,she growled like a Rottweiler on hot coals.
The maid grabbed every packet out of everyone's grasp,pushed them away,had them quickly loaded onto her trolley and guarded it like a King Cobra.
"THIS IS ALL MINE.HOW DARE YOU ALL TAKE IT.
NO.NO.NO.I ALREADY BOOKED THEM JUST NOW"
 HISSED THE BANANA CAKE SERPENT

Everything in the bin,(the cheapest most worth it buy of course)she has laid her eyes on belongs to her.She has to let it remain on the counter for the man to price tag it.
You are not allowed to even take one bag.
Understand?

Tesco's mistake was,reducing the price of the largest banana bread to $1.Most Penangites will be suspicious,not them cos they're probably not eating it even.
But she wanted them all even though she didn't put them in her trolley and was waiting to see how much it would cost.
She acted like a woman possessed and screamed and shooed all who dared touch the banana cakes she had supposedly booked.
Can't be a Penangite if you ask me.



 Wanted :Banana Cake Bitch
(orange stripped shirt
bag strapped across body)
Age : 60s*
Car make : Gold coloured Toyota Vios
(older version) with 3 digit Penang plate
Crime : Kek Pisang hoarder
Celebrity Appearance : Markdown time at
Tesco Tg Pinang (after 9pm)
Description :doesn't wear specs at discount section,
wears spectacles at the cashier counter,
fair skinned,bob haircut

If you brush her aside,she has an alsatian assistant on standby.
It came in the form of her mangkuk Indon maid.
She fully understands how important it is to save her ma'am's reputation.
She will take you on,even if it means getting physical.



Wanted :Mangkuk Indon Maid
(pink shirt,flowery shorts)

Age : 30s
Offence: Serial Alsatian accomplice of
 Banana Cake Bitch
Sidekick appearance : same as above
Description : Hair in a bun,
smiles before striking
wears slippers,dark skinned

* In case you're wondering how come these two Siao Char Bors are photographed apart (taken secretly of course by yours truly)it's because she has another strategy when it comes to paying at the cashier counter.Both line up on 2 different lines so they can get the shortest line first.


Apparently,these two lesbie psycho bitches do this to every customer who dares cross their path at the markdown section,every weekend night around 10pm at Tesco Tanjong Pinang.

The staff didn't know why she suddenly appeared on a Monday.
They truly believe that this old auntie has gone cuckoo.
Off the rockers.Tanjong Rambutan expatriate.

Someone remarked snidely that she could be a reseller,hawking off expired products to unsuspecting customers or worse still markets and schools.

Cos.you tell me,why on earth would she want 5 whole large loafs of banana cake to herself?

Not liking that prospect one bit,I hope someone who knows her can 'tip' off her customers (if the rumour is really true that she hawks expired products)

Thus,if you're really,really bored,do make a note and don't forget to make time for weekend entertainment watching this chimera boozo in the flesh, wrestle banana cakes and potato breads off other unsuspecting boozos between 9-11pm.

Such a jaw dropping experience is worth the stalking I tell you


* lastly if you're wondering why I followed them,well,I am such a big busybody,couldn't help myself,and besides,there wasn't anything exciting on the telly and this was so much more exciting

Wong Kok Char Chan Teng @ Gurney Paragon

Name :
Wow so impressive

List of outlets :
fuyooooo from JB to Singapore to Pavilion and now Penang

Service :
Better than most Penang outlets

HK Tea :
Better and double Kim & Gary's portion

Food Presentation :
ZERO,this is rojak boiled together with whatever required as per recipe

Taste :
I have to agree with their slogan....
To Taste Hong Kong,Taste In Wong Kok
Actually what they mean is....instead of putting your tongue on the street and rubbing it through the entire length of Nathan Road,
why not save yourself the humiliation and trouble,
pay only $2 for parking and come do it here in air conditioned dignity.

The creamed soups taste like expired boxed dried soup taken from an antique cupboard fished out from Repulse Bay
The vegies are cooked Boy Scout campfire style
Meats are all pre roasted for further preservation purposes in case the Manchurian Dynasty stages a comeback
Superior soups .....not in the least refined,so unsuperior like Sia Boey,beca man style food.
Even their fresh fruits are vinegarish and look like they were sold in a school fun fair stall with no customers

Verdict :
Lao Sai
Sigh.......