Friday, May 18, 2012

Seafood Porridge & Noodles @ Public Cafe


One great bucket of fishy unfresh smelly seafood crap .

One sip of the soup and you will know what pirates meant when they said " Shiver me timbers"
The tide will pull back, converging the 7 seas into one massive black whirlpool hole with a nasty Kraken to squeeze your guts from the inside till you expell whatever you just put down your throat.
Long John Silver will turn into Short Jane Shiver after this mortifying experience.

Whoever recommends this to you is utter rubbish to begin with. 

It's such a big sham sitting by the seaside and eating foods that taste of disintegrating seafoods and semi rotting fish juices that strangely look fresh to the naked eye .

Only those who have a hangover night after night, day in day out, can stand this because their noses are already constipated from excessive alcohol and the heat from the soup can help unblock their nostrils.
Thus these people, misjudge the fishiness as real fish smell because they were already cacat alcoholics to begin with.

Just don't. You will regret this if you are particular about fish not smelling like an overnight trawler drawer. Ugh !!!